Little Alpaca [Book Transmigration]

[The radio drama of the same name is complete. Find it on Tingji.] [The original song "Can't Help It" is available on all platforms. Weibo: @XiaoLiaoWoRuCiShanLang] [If I write another novel, it'll probably be The Secret of Chenxi. Add it to your favorites if you're interested.] Blurb One: Yi Qiu read an old-fashioned tragic novel called Withered Branches. The hero was a scumbag, the heroine was pathetic, and its million-plus words were full of misery for misery's sake, with no rhyme or reason. The ridiculous part was that the story ended in a bad ending, and the villainess, who had pretended to be a helpless innocent to seduce the hero and had done every evil thing imaginable, came out the biggest winner. That steaming pile of crap made her choke on the spot. What a garbage novel, what a waste of life! Give me the pen. I could write a hundred times better than that idiot author! Yi Qiu never imagined that she'd close her eyes and open them again to find herself inside that trashy novel. System: "This mission's objective: Change the timeline of Withered Branches and make the story reach a reasonable Happy Ending!" Fine, transmigrate into a book, but why did it have to be an old-fashioned tragedy? Fine, a tragedy, but she didn't become the heroine, a supporting character, or even the villain. She became an alpaca. A precious, beloved grass-mud horse kept as a spirit pet by the villainess herself!!! Yi Qiu: How the hell is an alpaca supposed to change the timeline? Yi Qiu: By spitting at the villainess? System: Host request received. That talent has been activated. Yi Qiu: ??? Blurb Two: All three realms know that Demon Venerable You Yan is peerlessly beautiful, yet has a venomous heart and stops at nothing to get what she wants. Like a ghostly poppy blossoming in demonic soil watered with blood, she is bewitching and gorgeous, yet impossible to touch. She has a brilliant plan to send the son of the Heavenly Emperor, who has descended to undergo a trial, spiraling into demonic ways forever. She also has a brazen spirit pet that refuses to let her carry out that plan. You Yan: Quit fooling around. I'm doing something important. Alpaca: He~tui! You Yan: ??? #MySpiritPetSpitsAtMeWheneverIDoSomethingBad# #MySpiritPetHasBeenSpittingAtMeMoreAndMoreLately# #MySpiritPetHasStoppedSpittingAtMeLatelySoDoesThatMeanItsLoveIsGone# Unhinged beauty x arrogant coward. ------Next Book Divider------ Please add my next book, The Secret of Chenxi, to your favorites! Jiang Chenxi has three long-kept secrets. First, she thinks she's gradually turning into a monster. Second, her girlfriend of three years, Lin Shiyun, suddenly broke up with her so she could start a family with a man. In response to this betrayal, Jiang Chenxi ate her, keeping them together forever. The two of them then endured the darkest days of the apocalypse side by side. As for the last secret... It's embarrassing to admit, but strictly speaking, the first two secrets were both lies she made up to get one over on Lin Shiyun. In the early days of the apocalypse, life forms around the world mutated, and human society quickly collapsed. A hundred years after the apocalypse, children sat atop a giant mutated plant and listened to the story of those three secrets. They would never understand: Before the dawn, the nearly twisted love between Jiang Chenxi and Lin Shiyun was as violently destructive as the sudden collapse of the old world. Dark, lovesick little monster x calm, unhinged older woman Early apocalypse, a touch of Lovecraftian horror, one-on-one romance, happy ending. Theme: Whether we step into the light or the darkness, it all comes down to a single thought.