The Restriction-Writing Master Can't Be Restricted at All

Reader A: "Have you heard? That teacher-disciple age-gap novel on Brokenheart Flower Network, the one that's been on hiatus forever, finally updated!" Reader B: "Really?! Did the aloof beauty finally agree to take the top as his disciple?" Reader A: "Not yet, but they finally met in the latest chapter!" [The bottom toyed with the teacup in his hands and asked the top, "You know I'm a man?" "This disciple knows." "You know I'm over a hundred years older than you?" "This disciple... knows that too." The bottom stopped asking questions and carefully studied the seemingly well-behaved young man below him. Then, for no reason at all, he laughed. "So what is it about Grandpa that you're attracted to?"] The top: "?" Reader A and Reader B: "?" Reader B: "What happened to the aloof beauty?!" Reader A: "I didn't turn to the wrong page, did I?!" * Everyone knows that being a master is a dangerous occupation, and masters on Brokenheart Network are especially dangerous. They're danger within danger. So when the Administration Bureau received a case about a master who'd gone missing once in a century, all the task-takers scattered like birds and beasts. No one dared accept it. But the case was a mandatory death order. If no one volunteered, the system would assign it randomly. The capable ones immediately accepted the case to avoid being picked. The idle ones worshipped at their hometown shrines and prayed to the gods and their ancestors for protection. They tried absolutely everything. Once the lots were drawn, the unlucky winner entered the case. Those who hadn't been picked breathed a sigh of relief, but when they saw whose name was on the case, they sucked in a breath too. That day, all the task-takers recalled the terror they felt when that name appeared on the Administration Bureau's mission board. The same thought rose in every heart: Are you serious? Are you serious? The worker in the system wanted to ask the same thing. Just what kind of Buddha had these people worshipped, what kind of lot had they drawn, and what kind of power had enabled the mainframe to send a death-row prisoner from the Void Prison into a mission world to become a master?! [Highlights] A self-indulgent story written for my own enjoyment. Happy ending. Neither the top nor the bottom is a good person. More of an ensemble cast. No other warnings, and I don't accept requests to add them. The author has a mental illness. To ensure I can keep writing, I won't read the comments during serialization. A designated person will moderate them regularly. Please use your own judgment when assessing comments, and report false or abusive statements. I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so please just read the story. The free chapters are for readers to decide whether the story is for them. If you don't like it, please move on to something else you enjoy. Please don't subscribe. Some of the settings in this story are drawn from the Classic of Mountains and Seas. Coming soon: "The Lazy Top Gets His Act Together". Click my author page. "Taming a Dragon as My Top". Synopsis below. "There's no way I'm becoming a human's mount." As the most powerful dragon ever born to the Demon Dragon Clan, Jin refused to bow down to a tiny human over some vague curse. So he barged into the human realm alone, ready to kill the human and remove the threat once and for all. But... He'd barely stepped inside when he was ambushed and fell into the Cultivation Realm. Long Jihuan was an outer disciple of a beast-taming clan. He was lazy and useless, and was about to be kicked out for failing to form a contract with a spirit beast. Faced with the choice between asking others for help or relying on himself, he decided to ask the heavens. He lit three sticks of incense, ignored his passing colleagues' looks of disbelief, and shouted, "Heaven and earth, hear my plea!" With a crack, a dark, indistinct thing fell from the sky. His passing colleagues: "That actually worked?!" Onlookers: "Pfft! Look, it's a huge black dog! And it's so ugly!" Jin, who had just landed: "Woof?" Who? Where's the dog? Then he realized: Me?! "Woof?!" Long Jihuan lifted the dragon's chin. "How is this dog ugly? This dog is handsome and dignified, and looks incredibly imposing!" Jin: Exactly! I'm the mightiest dragon in the Dragon Clan... Wait! Hold on! Who are you calling a dog?! I'm a dragon! The strongest dragon in the Dragon Clan... A dragon! "Woof!" - At first: Long Jihuan: "Let me ride you." Jin: "There's no way I'll let a human ride me!" Later... A great ride! I love being ridden! Ride me every day! Theme: A master uses modern knowledge to spread positive energy.