Call Me Bald Again and I'll Beat You Up

A crossover featuring Bungo Stray Dogs, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Natsume's Book of Friends, and Jujutsu Kaisen

I'm Saitama, a Class C hero.

I've lost my memory, but a voice in my head tells me that if I defeat the strongest person in this world, my hair will grow back.

Wait, am I bald?!

I've realized that I transmigrated to another world. Even though this world explodes every day, Mafia members often get into shootouts, monsters eat people, and curses born from jealousy, resentment, and murderous intent run rampant, this world is so peaceful.

Everyone: You call this peaceful???

To get my hair back, I went looking for the strongest people in the world.

The gravity user at Yokohama's port, the strongest sorcerer, a curse that sees humans as food, and a psychic who claims to be perfectly ordinary...

For the sake of my hair, I'll take them all out with one punch.

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5t5: I'm the strongest, you know.

Saiki: I'm just a perfectly ordinary psychic.

Saitama: I'm the strongest!!!

Did we do something wrong by fighting for first place just to get my hair back?

Call me bald again and I'll punch you!!!

1. Lots of OOC, original settings, and a chaotic timeline.

2. Written like an elementary school student. If you don't like it, just click X.

3. The heroine only has Saitama's abilities. Her personality and such are different.

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