New Derivative Romance: Being an Idiot Is Really Exhausting
Edogawa Orina always thought she was an idiot. After all, she had the lowest IQ in the family, and even the younger Ranpo was smarter than her.
"Master Ranpo is older than Orina, so you should call him Big Brother." Not listening X
But Ranpo was shorter than her, so he had to be younger.
As the least intelligent person in the family, Orina found life exhausting. Who would willingly admit to being an idiot, even if it might be true?
But after transmigrating several times, Orina discovered that there were so many goldfish in the world. No, wait, why was the whole world full of goldfish?
How was I supposed to get home when I was surrounded by so many goldfish?
"Mom said children should listen to adults. Am I not obedient enough? Why haven't I gone home yet?"
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"Warning: OOC, plus lots of headcanons"
[Blurb]
Inohara Ya was the eldest son of the Inohara family. He had been raised from childhood to become the heir, and had always done an excellent job.
Everything changed when he turned sixteen. He was frozen in time in a bright, sunny autumn at the age of sixteen.
When he opened his eyes, he had arrived in a new world and become a baby all over again. Was this God's mercy?
At sixteen, he solved cases alongside Shinichi, known as the "Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei Era." But because he was a bit of a daredevil, his life ended at sixteen.
(Completed)
He opened his eyes once again. After turning down an invitation to play basketball, he became a famous mystery novelist. He had his past-life experiences with Shinichi to thank for his writing being praised as making the crimes in his stories feel as though they were happening right beside you. This time, without any wild adventures, his life still ended at sixteen.
(Completed)
He opened his eyes again (and again), and decided to join a tennis team. By the time he realized, "Is this how you play tennis???" he had already been infected by the others and couldn't let it go. At sixteen, he once again closed his eyes forever.
(Completed)
He opened his eyes yet again (and again and again). A kind family adopted him. Their eldest son was a genius scientist, and their second son was probably a psychic on the level of a god. Even with a "god" looking out for him, his life still ended forever at sixteen.
(Completed)
He opened his eyes yet again (and again and again and again)...
Was this fate? A curse?
Featuring the Grim Reaper Elementary Schooler (who hasn't become an elementary schooler yet), basketball players, tennis players, Saiki, Bungo Stray Dogs, Natsume, and Hozuki.
"Warnings"
1. Elementary-school-level writing, elementary-school-level writing, elementary-school-level writing.
2. The plot logic is dead. There is OOC, a messy timeline, and headcanons. Lots of headcanons.
3. I've only watched the anime and am not a canon expert. If you don't like it, please leave using the top-left corner. Let's all have a good time.
4. Everyone's intelligence is capped at the level of this silly author's. This is my first time publishing a novel, so there are plenty of shortcomings. I'll keep doing my best.
5. Writing takes effort, so please support the official version on Jinjiang. Thank you~
6. The CP is set: our team captain, Akashi √
#Derivative Preorder: Being Ranpo's Little Sister#
What if Ranpo had a twin sister?
Edogawa Ranmei's Ability, [Reality Modifier], lets her judge someone by their behavior, personality, and appearance. If her judgment is accurate, she can change that person in reality for three days, up to twice a day.
Here, you can see:
Giving short Chuuya the [Tall] tag.
What, that little dark slug got taller!!!
#Port Mafia Gravity Manipulator Gets Taller# immediately becomes a hot topic.
Giving the only real liquor in the distillery the [Helpful] tag.
A real liquor who helps old people cross the street and always remembers to say thank you.
Conan, I was seriously shocked at the time.
The female lead has a cold personality.
#Derivative Preorder: Nanami Is My Boyfriend#
People, demons, ghosts, and curses all look different in Akiko's eyes.
I fell in love. He had long yellow hair tied in a ponytail and carried a notebook labeled [Ideal]. Even during math class, he was quick-tempered and irritable.
I confessed to him.
"Could you... could you keep teaching me math from now on?"
He quit! Damn it!
And just like that, my first love was over.
Then I fell in love again. He had short blond hair brushed back to reveal his forehead, a crisp suit, and a tie with a baffling sense of style. He was a mature adult.
This time, I learned my lesson and got his information from the monsters and ghosts.
Name: Nanami Kento
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Height: 184 cm
He's a corporate drone, and so am I. Our dates usually last just one hour because I have to go work in hell afterward.
Thinking of Senior Hozuki's spiked club, I just can't bring myself to refuse overtime! Damn it!
#Derivative Preorder: I Maintain School Discipline with Physics#
Saiki Anko has two older brothers.
One is a genius scientist with an IQ of 218.
The other is a psychic who could be called a "god."
When her kindergarten teacher asked, "What kind of person do you want to become?"
Anko wrote: [I want to be a psychic like Kusuo Big Brother. If I can't, then I hope I can have Kusuke Big Brother's intelligence.]
Kusuke: So I'm just Anko's second choice? In that case...
After Kusuo Big Brother accidentally let his powers slip, Saiki Anko transmigrated.
When her elementary school teacher asked, "What kind of person do you want to become?"
Saiki Anko wrote in huge letters: [A discipline committee member!!!]
From Teiko Middle School to PK Academy to Tokyo Jujutsu High, anyone she couldn't stand got bitten to death!
Whether you're a member of the Generation of Miracles, a psychic, or the strongest jujutsu sorcerer, anyone who breaks the rules gets bitten to death!!
"This is Cancer's lucky item for today."
"Bite to death!"
"That suppressor on your head violates the rules. Bite to death!"
"Saiki Anko, are you trying to destroy the world?"
"Eyepatch, bite to death!"
"Put your uniform on properly and show your face! Bite to death!"
Even at Tokyo Jujutsu High, where there are only a few people, school discipline must be maintained!
Theme: Treat the world with kindness, and in the end, the world will show you kindness too.
It's the belated ending of spreading flowers
Ending with flowers (??ω??)??
Ouch, ouch, ah, confession, sweet, really sweet, madam, you are so kind.
Woohoo, this life is the best life! Dazai and Odasaku could go drinking together after get off work and maybe bring Ango with them. Chuuya, Gin and Akutagawa are also doing well. No matter how hard they are beaten, they always say "Welcome back" when they return home. With a little help from Kusuke or Kusuo, Shinichi can return to a normal life. The reconstruction of Laibo Street, a slum where the weak and the strong prevailed, will definitely change in the end. Yuan was able to break through the sixteen-year-old curse and grow up safely. Take care of the children every day and stop the little fights between the naughty children (indicating that Dazai is scolding Nakaya, Kusuke is stirring up trouble, and Akutagawa is eyeing Dazai). There is a consortium behind him, P. M. And Butei will definitely protect him very well, very well, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Potato Chips: Being held on the edge of fate, awkwardly staying in mid-air
Potato Chips: Being held on the edge of fate, awkwardly staying in mid-air
Cheers (???_??)?
Cheers (???_??)?
Suddenly I feel that doing CP with Ranbu is so delicious ≥≤
Why do I think CP Ranpo is so delicious (hold your dog head tightly)