The Big Shot Who's Been with the Whole Empire

Ai Hanzhou transmigrates to the interstellar era and is forced to take over the Extremely Dangerous Juvenile Care Center.

Ai Hanzhou: Does "extremely dangerous" mean they're close to extinction?

Former director: No. Every single one of these little ones is fierce, violent, brutal, and extremely dangerous.

Ai Hanzhou: "Can I refuse..."

"No."

On the first day, he finds an injured kitten hiding beneath collapsed rubble, mewling and roaring in a baby voice.

"Mrow!" The kitten shows off its soft pink "claws," looking super fierce.

Ai Hanzhou is instantly smitten. "Sweetheart, you're the cat of my dreams!"

On the second day, he digs up a purebred vampire cub who is nearly starved to death. He feeds the little thing a drop of blood. It bares its sharp baby teeth and takes three licks to finish, then flips over to show its round belly and lets out a satisfied burp.

On the third day, he fishes an egg out of a pool of lava...

Later, Ai Hanzhou brings the little ones back to the care center, where he pets them, coaxes them to sleep, and cuddles and kisses them every day.

The little ones grow bigger and become so obsessed with competing for his attention that they have no time to destroy the world.

Ai Hanzhou thinks it over and decides to let them return to their true nature.

One day, Ai Hanzhou quietly disappears.

The little ones, crying in several big heaps, look around with tear-filled eyes.

Where's our daddy? How are we supposed to live without him?

**

Not long after, an unprecedented war breaks out across the universe.

The most vicious top-tier powerhouses in the universe fight each other to the death, none willing to back down.

Ai Hanzhou happens to pass by and looks completely baffled. Why are they fighting?

Someone in the know answers: For a scumbag who abandoned his husband and children!

Ai Hanzhou: ...?

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** Coming next: "Being a Silly NPC in a Horror Game". Please add it to your favorites!

Blurb: Su Qiong is a tutorial NPC in a horror game.

The game's other NPCs look terrifying and bloody, missing arms and legs.

Only Su Qiong has an adorably sweet baby face and wears a cute, sparkly uniform. Even his magic wand is covered in pink diamonds.

When interacting with players, he uses an adorable voice to remind them:

"You can't beat me, unless you open the big treasure chest."

"If you don't find the password in the skeleton's eye, you won't escape the secret room!"

Players: Escape? I just want to kiss this NPC to death!

However, when the game is reviewed, Su Qiong is voted the scariest NPC in the whole game.

The players love the tutorial level so much that they're perfectly happy to let him kill them again and again.

The System resets the game based on player feedback, turning Su Qiong into the final boss.

Su Qiong arrives at the last level and finds a dark, mysterious demon cave and powerful monsters torn to pieces. Terrified, he grips his magic wand with trembling hands. His little face goes pale as he begs for help pitifully. "H-Help! There are so many ghosts here. I'm scared..."

Players everywhere are outraged! They start spending money and pulling all-nighters, racing toward the final level.

"Don't be scared, sweetheart. I'll come rescue you right away!"

"Don't you dare bully my precious baby!"

"Let me buy this awful game and turn it into a dress-up game for our baby."

Please add my upcoming story, "I May Not Be Completely Dead After Falling into the Path of Death," to your favorites!

Blurb: Su Liangbo has been bedridden for years, barely alive since childhood, his porcelain-white face seemingly ready to shatter at a touch.

A half-immortal once said that he was born missing a soul and a spirit, making him a natural vessel for demons.

At eighteen, Su Liangbo gains yin-yang eyes and sees several vicious ghosts around him.

The first ghost is his senior brother, who grew up with him in his previous life. He cuts open Su Liangbo's chest with a dagger and takes his heart's blood.

The second is the grandmaster he admired most, who forcibly scatters his soul and turns his corpse into a puppet.

The third is the Demon Lord he considered a confidant, who ultimately destroys his body and soul.

Only after Su Liangbo falls into the Path of Death do they realize they've fallen deeply in love with him.

They abandon reincarnation, become vicious ghosts, and follow him in death.

Fleeing in a panic, Su Liangbo encounters a fourth demon.

It has long red hair, a bloodless face, and looks exactly like him.

It is the Su Liangbo from his previous life, who once despised himself.

The last remnants of his soul and spirit endured every karmic sin and became a vengeful spirit.

Su Liangbo is possessed by the most sinister of demons, and everyone thinks he won't live much longer.

Instead, his chronic illness is cured, and his complexion grows rosier by the day.

The evil spirit doesn't steal his soul or take his life. Instead, it brings him wealth and good fortune, drives away evil, and protects him from disaster.

Every night at midnight, Su Liangbo sits alone in front of a bronze mirror.

The red-clad evil spirit in the mirror fends off ghosts from all directions, murmuring over and over:

"I alone love me."

[Selfcest / Past and Present Lives / Love Between Humans and Ghosts / Reconciliation After a Breakup / Sweet Romance]

Theme: Grow against the odds in a new environment and keep moving toward the light