College student Ning Xi inherits an ancestral System and transmigrates to a cultivation continent. There, he gets a dilapidated sect with nothing but a barren mountain and a single disciple who does odd jobs.
System: Host, please complete your mission and become a renowned master of the sect.
Newbie mission: Teach your disciple to reach Foundation Establishment within one month.
Reward for completion: One mountain gate and one basic cultivation technique.
Failure will result in the System being confiscated and the Host sent back to their original world.
Ning Xi: So if I just lie around for a month, I can happily go back to my dorm, skip class (crossed out), and play on my phone? Sounds good!
Years later...
Odd-jobs disciple: Thank you for your guidance, Master. I have become the strongest sword cultivator in the three realms. I haven't brought shame upon you!
Second disciple: Master, I've had an epiphany! Thank you for your guidance. I'm off to unite the demon realm!
Third disciple: Though Master is a man of few words and doesn't like to move, everything he says and does must have a deeper meaning. Can't understand it? You're just bad!
Fourth disciple: I'm bad QAQ... Master, I've had an epiphany too!!!
Ning Xi: What?! What have you figured out now?! Just let me fail the mission and go home already!!!
Coming soon: After Becoming Dao Companions with the Male Lead, My Senior Brother's Sword Let Out a Wail
Lin Xingge, who devoted himself to the Dao, was one day bound to a System.
The System told him that he was one of the male leads in a danmei xianxia novel.
The original novel was a romance, but the world had now leveled up into a real world, and all its characters had gained their own wills.
In the novel's plot, Lin Xingge and the other male lead, Chu Jing, were a couple.
The newly born small world was unstable. Lin Xingge and Chu Jing had to be bound together and follow the novel's main plot to the end in order to stabilize it completely.
Lin Xingge and Chu Jing were friends with no romantic feelings for each other.
Chu Jing had received the same mission, and after discussing it, the two decided to cooperate amicably and become Dao companions in name only.
After becoming Dao companions, Lin Xingge saw Pei Yuehuai, the senior brother he'd grown up with, again. Suddenly, he heard his senior brother's sword cry out: "Aaaaaah, my pure-hearted beauty! You weren't interested in romance, so why are you suddenly getting married? If you're going to fall in love, look at my master! He's liked you for hundreds of years. Give him a chance, pure-hearted beauty!"
A question mark slowly appeared above Lin Xingge's head.
Lin Xingge and Chu Jing set off on their journey to follow the plot, with Pei Yuehuai always popping up along the way.
Chu Jing rescued a helpless young woman.
Pei Yuehuai: "Junior Brother, she's not to be trusted. If it were me, I certainly wouldn't be so touchy-feely with a strange woman."
Lin Xingge: "..." Senior Brother, your sword is praising you for your cleverness in winning over girls and seducing Chu Jing.
During an exploration of a secret realm, Chu Jing took the wrong path.
Pei Yuehuai: "Junior Brother, he's terribly unreliable. If he can't even find his way on such an easy path, how can I trust him to take good care of you?"
Lin Xingge: "..." Ah, Senior Brother's sword is saying that Senior Brother changed Chu Jing's map.
Chu Jing: "Fellow Daoist Lin... don't you think your senior brother is acting a little strange?"
Lin Xingge: "Yeah. He's making my heart race like crazy. That's really strange."
A question mark slowly appeared above Chu Jing's head.
#Both of you senior brothers are acting strange#
Green-tea, lovesick gong x tea-loving, aloof shou
Theme: Think carefully and ask questions eagerly
After Becoming Dao Companions with the Male Lead, My Senior Brother's Sword Let Out a Wail
The Villainous Male Supporting Character Has the Ultimate Baby Face
The Kind of Demon Lord Destined to Be Defeated by the Hero in an Adventure Story
The Demon Lord and His Little Fairy Rabbit
The Scum Top Must Die
After a Kitten Grew on the Useless Senior Brother's Shoulder
Moving Day Diary [Horror]
The Villainous Demon Lord's Moonlight Master
Flowers Came, Though No One Meant to Carry the Snow [Jian San: Yang-Hua]
A Cat Lover's Guide to Raising a Cat
After Dumping My Scumbag Ex, I Got a Happy Ending with the Immortal Lord
Damn, do you still remember your 2011 essay - "Every author who abandons the trap is a scumbag". The reader glances at you disdainfully and tut.
I have been waiting for three years, and now it is 2025. Where have you been, author? 😭
Is Mrs. Z really alive?
() () () () () () () (Twelve mouths, five ears, nine eyes) (creeping darkly) (crawling fast) (twelve mouths screaming together) (twisting own arm) (self-healing) (climbing to the ceiling) (spinning silk and making webs) (eating one's own legs) (growing back) (screaming) ( Rolling and deforming) (Wriggling and crawling) (Bone spurs grow on the back) (Quickly twisting crawling) (Run to the street) (Eat the trash can on the roadside) (Screaming howl) (Turn into a pile of mud) (Dark creeping) (Quick creeping) (Transformation) ( Grows twelve legs) (Crawls like a spider) (Spits out rotten entrails) (Screams) (Boys) (Burns) (Turns into ashes) (Becomes a devil) (Screams sadly) (Eats people) (Kills) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dad, why do you look so good in every hole?
Ah, time flies by, it's been so long, big brother, where are you?
Darkness twists and crawls, come back soon to fill the hole
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, how could you do this, don't give up! This book is so good. I read it half a year ago and now I come back and find that I still haven't filled it in.
When I walked into the column and took a look, I found that all of them were pitfalls. I feel very sad.
??? Big, big, big, big, come back and take a look. Big, I'm really going to starve to death at the bottom of the pit.