I Became a Dad in an Interstellar Novel

Bu Fan transmigrates into an interstellar novel centered on a male protagonist, becoming the cannon-fodder rival whom the protagonist has just defeated and exiled to a desolate planet. Newly arrived, Bu Fan looks at the barren planet, deserted and devoid of even weeds, and cries bitter tears. To survive, he has no choice but to scavenge food and daily necessities from a recycling center. One day, he spots a glittering egg in the garbage heap and immediately brings it home, tossing it into the cooking pot. After so many days without enough to eat, he can finally have a proper meal! Then, with a bang, the pot explodes, and the egg is gone. A naked little child appears in the kitchen, clinging to his leg and calling him Dad. Bu Fan twitches his mouth and puts the child back in the pot. Eating a kid can't be illegal, can it? * General Xiu Ersi of the Min Star Alliance is ambushed by the enemy during a battle and forced to land on a desolate planet. He barely survives, but runs out of energy and is forced to revert to his original form. When he wakes up again, he finds himself transformed into a defenseless toddler. "Be a good boy, Dad's big lad. Try to finish plowing this field, or you won't get anything tasty." The man before him holds a large bowl and eats with relish. Xiu Ersi: ... Child labor and child abuse are unforgivable crimes! Later. "Dada, I washed the clothes, plowed the field, and watered it. Can I have a bite?" P.S. The title is tentative and may be changed later. I'm posting it for now Theme: Fried eggs are the most delicious!