Why Won't the Villain Divorce Me Already?

When Jiang Qing woke up, he discovered he had transmigrated into a melodramatic comic book. His role was a cannon-fodder character who cheated on a disabled villain! But the villain, Xie Yan, seemed a little off. He didn't follow the plot and even brought up divorce ahead of schedule. To avoid a tragic end, Jiang Qing had no choice but to play along with the villain and try to save himself. When the villain asked for a divorce, he clung to his leg and wept, declaring his love. What he didn't know was that the villain, Xie Yan, had been reborn with a golden finger. He could see people's true thoughts, scrolling above their heads in bold text. Jiang Qing: I don't want to... I don't want a divorce... Thought bubble above his head: Divorce is great, divorce is wonderful! Please throw fifty million at my face!!! Xie Yan thought for three seconds. "I've changed my mind." Jiang Qing: Darling, I knew you couldn't bear to lose me~ Thought bubble above his head: There goes fifty million down the drain, sob sob QWQ... Later, his old flame confessed her love to Xie Yan and said she wanted to get back together with him. Xie Yan: Sorry, I'm already married. Jiang Qing clung to Xie Yan's arm. "That's right! My darling and I are deeply in love." Thought bubble above his head: Hurry up and get together! And while you're at it, throw two fifty-million checks at me to kill me!!! Xie Yan: ??? Did he die poor in his last life? P.S. A sweet little entertainment-industry romance for your enjoyment~ The blurb has been revised, but the story is the same! My next novel will be Running Away with the Baby, Then My Ex Wants to Remarry Me. Blurb: After transmigrating into a trashy male-pregnancy novel as the vicious male side character who meets a tragic end, An Yan only wants to stay away from the male lead and get divorced to save his own life. But he's too late. He's already started having morning sickness! Worse, the baby in his belly is a little creature with a mind of its own. It keeps squealing that it's an egg and demanding kisses and cuddles from its dad. Whenever it cries, An Yan is whisked straight to his ex-husband's side. Ex-husband: We're already divorced. Give it up. I'm not remarrying you. Ex-husband: Are you a stalker fan? How did you get into the bathroom? Ex-husband: Don't try any of your schemes. I won't fall for them. An Yan: ... Do you think I want this? I'd love to be a hundred thousand miles away from you! Only after the egg hatches is An Yan finally free. He acts in films, appears on variety shows, makes money, and flirts with handsome men. He's having the time of his life. Later, when the third-rate actor An Yan is asked about his relationship status during a livestream, he smiles and says, "Single and available." That night, a group of people barges into An Yan's home. His ex-husband sits on the sofa holding a little bundle, wearing an awkward expression. "The little one cried for you. To avoid further trouble, let's remarry." The little bundle turns around, confused. "Dad, weren't you the one stomping around in a rage and bubbling with jealousy? What does that have to do with me?" Ex-husband: This child is a mistake! Warning: Male pregnancy. Theme: Love requires devotion, and a family needs to be cherished.