Everywhere I Go, I Find an Ex

After faking his death several times, the System disappeared, and Tu Lian finally understood. He wasn't a Host who had transmigrated into a seduction mission. He was a bona fide powerhouse of the cultivation world. Flirting with men was how he survived his tribulations. He never took it seriously, but they all did. He'd thought he could complete the mission and leave once it was over. Who knew he was actually from this world and couldn't escape at all? Then, one by one, all his old lovers came knocking. · His junior fellow disciple pleaded tearfully, "You once said you'd love only me, for all eternity. Have you forgotten?" The Demon Lord gave a cold laugh. "He said the same thing to me." Junior fellow disciple: "..." The Demon Lord pressed on. "You said we'd share life and death, and that you couldn't bear to see me live out my days alone. Was all that a lie?" The former exemplary cultivator of the Heartless Dao replied expressionlessly, "He said the same thing to me." Demon Lord: "..." The former exemplary cultivator of the Heartless Dao looked at him with reddened eyes. "You said I was the one and only person you loved, and that your longing for me kept you awake at night, tossing and turning. You said that if you could become my cultivation partner, you wouldn't trade it for all the stars in heaven. Were you lying to me?" Junior fellow disciple and Demon Lord: "He said the same thing to me." Just then, a "cool, aloof passerby" in Tu Lian's eyes walked by and gazed at him adoringly. "I've loved you for five hundred years. Do you still remember me?" Tu Lian: "..." · Can I die one more time? Please, just let me die one more time! Note: - One-on-one pairing: Fu Han x Tu Lian. - Written with complete abandon. No spoilers. If you think this might hit a sore spot, please click away early. Thanks for understanding. Theme: Sincere feelings can overcome every obstacle in the world.