Naughty Kid? No, It's Emperor Bear! (Water Margin)

System: Your mission is to overthrow the Song Dynasty before the Jin Kingdom! Zhao Xiaoxing: I understand. From today on, my stage name will be Zhao Daji! System: No, I am a naughty child simulation system. Your identity is the Princess of the Song Dynasty. You cannot escape the plot of Daji. I suggest you change your name to Xiong Ba Tianxia. Zhao Xiaoxing:? ? ? The naughty kid subverted the Song Dynasty? What should I subvert? Should I use the water gun from the Tricky Mall or the leather shovel? I see that you are clearly trying to embarrass me, Fat Tiger! System: In case of breach of contract, liquidated damages... Zhao Xiaoxing: In fact, water guns and leather shovels are not useless, so what is a naughty child? System: one cry, two make trouble, and three roll. Zhao Xiaoxing: Got it. At the beginning, she found herself trapped in a bandit's den. She was weak, pitiful and helpless, crying and adding powerful croton powder into the big pot of rice. By the way, sky-blasting cannons were buried in every toilet. So the mountains were covered with "golden" armor, and the poor little boy suddenly became the leader of the village. Being molested by Gao Yanei, she had the halo of being a furniture master (Uncle Long's version) and made a fuss in Gao's mansion. Loot warehouses and build beautiful cottages. He imprisoned Gao Yanei and his entourage together and gave everyone except Gao Yanei a powder (for breeding pigs only). That day, Gao Yanei's screams echoed through the sky. She mistakenly entered a human meat bun shop, and because rolling around on the floor was too low, she hung herself from the rafter by her waistband. A dark wind suddenly filled the store, and the screams of Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang could be heard endlessly. And Zhao Xiaoxing went from being the leader of the village to the emperor in a jumble all the way, and finally sat on the much-anticipated throne. * Can a woman be an emperor? The civil servants and generals of the Song Dynasty felt that this was not possible. Zhao Xiaoxing thinks it's okay. After all, she has plenty of strength and means. Fattening Potion: Just a trick to make people fat? No, when used on livestock and crops, the livestock will prosper and the grains will be abundant! Never Separate Super Glue: What's the point of sticking people to the toilet? It's wonderful to use it to build bridges and pave roads! Flaming Red Lip Bow: Although the arrow it shoots can only leave a lip mark on people, its structure is an authentic recurve bow! 100% Wrestling Banana Peel: Throw it into the Jin cavalry array, and everyone will flip over, and everyone who has used it says it is good! So the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty also thought that she could do it, because they saw another possibility in her. The possibility of leaving a name in history and spreading through the ages! From then on, in that dark age, there were not only one hundred and eight magic stars, but also a shining morning star. There is no strategy, all depends on plug-ins, no brains Su Shuang Sha Glyph. If you are interested, please collect it! Intention: No matter how difficult the situation is, we must face it with strength.