The two most at odds with each other in Yunjing Affiliated High School were Xie Shi and Jing Yi.
Jing Yi is cool, self-possessed, strict and disciplined, and is a well-known top student in the top class.
And Xie Shi was a gangster among poor students, skipping classes, skipping school and getting into fights.
In Xie Shi's eyes, there are three types of people he hates the most:
One is the dead-faced academic who only cares about rules.
The second is a grown man who is more beautiful than a little girl.
The third is gay.
Unfortunately, Jing Yi took all of them.
One day when he opened his eyes, Xie Shi traveled five years later.
At this time, he became a smash hit actor, and...
He also hooked up with Jing Yi.
Xie Shi felt as if he had been struck by lightning, his voice trembling: "Impossible!"
"What's impossible?"
Jing Yi came out of the bathroom wearing a loose bathrobe, his increasingly cold eyebrows stained with a bit of irritation.
He lay down on the bed and said coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, let's get started."
What to start?
Xie Shi's eyes swept across Jingyi's collarbone with water droplets, his eyes wandering.
MD! Are you gays so good at playing?
I'm homophobic, don't come near me!
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Not long after...
Xie Shi: "Well, it smells really good."
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But...
Xie Shi recently discovered that something was not quite right about his time travel.
And I have a feeling... I might have to be squeezed back.
Hateful! That's not who you will be after you die!
Xie Shi felt sour and began to say bad things about herself intentionally or unintentionally.
It was fine once or twice, but after more times, Jing Yi figured out some meaning and suggested tactfully: "You don't have to slander yourself like this. We agreed from the beginning that we were just giving it a try."
Jing Yi proposed a temporary separation.
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After the news spread, many relatives and friends of Xie Shi sent congratulatory messages:
"Brother, I'm glad you finally stopped being a dog licker!"
"It's normal for top students to look down on us. Brother Xie, don't feel bad."
"He treats you with a bad attitude every day just like his ancestors. It's a good time to break up. Whoever likes this licking dog should be treated as such! Ahem... Then what, Brother Xie, please give me the contact information of your ex-wife for recommendations..."
The twenty-three-year-old deputy Ge Xie, who had just regained control of his body, felt veins twitching on his forehead.
Damn it, what did that evil pen do! .
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Note:
non-travel
Gong has two personalities. One suffered an accident when he was eighteen and fell into a deep sleep. The secondary personality was born and took control of the body and continued to live until the eighteen-year-old main personality awakened at the beginning of the article.
The protagonist Xiao Xie: "*% ¥$#&@/-wife! Wife! Wife!
Deputy Gerald Xie: "*% ¥$#&@/-Get out! Get out! Get out!
[Xie Shi is attacking, the copy is written from the attacking perspective, but the main text is still the main subject]
Certificates have been deposited on 2021, 11 and 24
Intention: Haven't thought about it yet