Nationally Protected Freeloader

Jiang Mian: A nationally renowned professional slacker, the team-fight troublemaker, the all-purpose fill-in. He can carry a one-versus-five, or annoy his teammates so much they quit the game. He can slack off without losing points, or turn a losing game around with a comeback kill. He can attack his way into a chicken farm, and turn even a straight guy gay with cross-dressing. His one flaw? He loves pretending to be bad, and he loves face-slapping. AD Jiang: "I'm not very good. I'm scared all alone in the bottom lane. Support, come early~" AP Jiang: "I want blue buff, but I can't beat them up qwq" Support Jiang: "The other side is so scary. Am I worth a lot?" Top-lane Jiang: "Don't hit me. Can we just farm peacefully, okay? qwq The first turtle is yours." Jungle Jiang: "Buddy, help me out." Ren Yu: A former pro who retired after winning the world championship, a devilish coach, the most expensive companion player on Bixin, a Gemini drama queen and darling who can play two accounts at once and take on five opponents, with a sharp tongue and a mocking streak. Bixin profile: Great at cursing people. If you cry easily, stay away. Jiang Mian: *sniffles*? Ren Yu: ...Mage, come get blue buff. Jiang Mian: I'll hit recall and watch the jungler get killed by the buff. Teammates: Could the jungler and support stop doing a couple's dance in the buff pit already?! This is a sweet little story about two people flirting until they end up together. I hope you enjoy reading it. [Synopsis captured on 2020.10.28. If there's a match, you copied me.] Reader's note: 1. The author is terrible at playing Honor of Kings, so please don't offer gameplay advice. The game version is based on Season 21. 2. The author doesn't watch livestreams or follow the pro scene. Everything after they go pro is made up. Feel free to discuss any issues politely. Whether I listen depends on whether I'm too lazy to change it. 3. If there's no update, I'm playing games... I mean, gathering material. Yeah. Theme: What's the point of dating when games are more fun?