The Former Dynasty's Last Survivors Just Want to Sell Barbecue

My next book: *I Changed a Cannon Fodder's Fate with Fluffy Creatures* (historical danmei, farming, adorable pets) Blurb: Chu Xike read a melodramatic, angsty danmei novel. The protagonist shou was the last orphan of the previous dynasty, while the protagonist gong was the current emperor's deposed crown prince. For the sake of restoring the old dynasty, the shou used the gong from head to toe, then finally stepped over the gong's corpse to ascend the throne. A textbook scum shou. Chu Xike fumed: Scum shou, begone! And gong, try using your words! Then he transmigrated into the book and became the very scum shou he'd complained about... Chu Xike took a laid-back approach and set up a barbecue stall. On days one, three, and six, he sold gluten skewers, chicken gizzards, and lamb kebabs. On days two, four, and seven, he grilled garlic eggplant and pork marrow. On the fifth and tenth days, he took the day off to listen to music and walk his cat at Leyouyuan. · To cut off the book's romantic plotline for good, he even found himself a lover: the beautiful musician, Young Master Zhongli, who had been won over by grilled gluten. On their wedding night, Chu Xike saw the birthmark on Young Master Zhongli's chest and felt as if five thunderbolts had struck him. This guy was the protagonist gong?! Zhongli Dongxi asked nervously, "Fawn, you won't stop wanting me just because the royal family disowned me, will you?" Chu Xike stared at him, utterly bewildered. "I-I need to pee..." That very night, Chu Xike packed up and ran away. Later, in a jolting carriage. Zhongli Dongxi: "I know all about Fawn's plan." Chu Xike, trembling: "W-what plan?" Zhongli Dongxi gently traced the pulse at his neck with cool fingertips. "Your plan to use me to usurp the throne, then dump me outside the city to be fed to the dogs~" Chu Xike: !!! Could they still have their wedding night now? · Shou: A playful master of getting by, blessed with beauty, optimism, luck, and an outgoing personality. · Gong: A pale, frail young musician in public, a possessive, scheming deposed crown prince in private. Apart from being hopelessly lovestruck, there's nothing wrong with this deeply devoted gong. Series: *The Top-Tier Star Cat's Sweet Diary* (modern-day story, narrated in a cat's voice. If you don't find it adorable, you don't pay!) · Next book: *I Changed a Cannon Fodder's Fate with Fluffy Creatures* (historical danmei, farming, adorable pets) · Original title: *The Little Wolfdog-Raising Plan [Book Transmigration]* Blurb: Si Wuya transmigrated into a book! He was the legitimate son of a marquis. The book described his looks as "bright as the moon, graceful and handsome, with an uncommonly elegant air." One glance over his shoulder could make crowds swoon. And yet! He was nothing but cannon fodder! His fate was to have both legs broken, lose his position as heir, and be branded with accusations of coveting his elder brother and plotting to kill his own father. Si Wuya: ... There's no need to play along with this plot. So he promptly left the marquis's residence and opened a veterinary clinic in Chang'an's Eastern Market, using his ability to communicate with animals. On the first day, the Crown Prince's beloved dog came in for a checkup, carrying a little gold ingot. On the second day, a panda from the Imperial Menagerie brought him peonies in exchange for medicinal herbs. On the third day, a squirrel on the wall repaid him for taking it in by revealing a secret about his illegitimate elder brother! On the fourth day, the fifth, the sixth... In the original book, his illegitimate elder brother was supposed to rise steadily through the ranks. Instead, he stayed exactly where he was, while Si Wuya, in his laid-back way, became an official, earned great merit, and even received a title higher than his father's. His elder brother's face gradually twisted with rage. "What happened to the System that promised me rewards for doing nothing?!" On a full-moon night, Si Wuya found a dying wolf cub and cared for it tenderly, sharing his meals and bed with it. In a moment of excitement, he even gave the little guy his first kiss. But as soon as the ungrateful little wolf recovered, it ran away! The next day, a young man barged into the veterinary clinic, soaked to the skin, with a melancholy gaze, handsome features, and an air of nobility. He looked just like the great villain described in the book. The "great villain" was aloof. Aside from "Mm," "Oh," and "Hmph," he never said a word more. He only rambled about his feelings to a little turtle when no one else was around. One day, Si Wuya heard the little turtle slowly relay: "Master said, 'My cousin is so beautiful and gentle. I want to marry him... Will he despise me for being a wolf?'" [Laid-back beauty, top-tier drama queen, clear-eyed shou] VS [Extremely possessive, wolfdog pretending to be a puppy, younger scheming gong] (shou's POV, younger gong) Theme: Hatred cannot make you truly strong. Love can.