The Top-Tier Star Cat's Sweet Diary

Here's a little secret: cats love surfing the internet too, meow! Late at night, when their humans are fast asleep, cats stretch, unlock their phones with their soft little paws, and enter the online world made just for cats. Some cats are obsessed with Honor of Kings, some love browsing forums, and some are crazy about following celebrities. The hottest trend lately is shipping couples! The number-one ship on the Dried Fish Forum is called "Chu Chu Dong Ren." The calico next door is so obsessed she could practically lose all four paws over it, and she keeps trying to get me into the fandom. I'm not that invested, since one of the two "Chus" is my human. His name is Chu Xike. He's always bouncing around on TV. Everyone calls him an "idol" and says he's unbelievably handsome, the undisputed center, and all that. I really don't get what's so cute about beans. When I was little, probably not even a year old, I had another human too. He was tall, handsome, and wickedly clever. My little brother often called him "the great movie star." I haven't seen him in three years. My brother hid all his photos, and whenever he appears on TV, he quickly changes the channel. That's how I became a lonely little cat from a broken home, raised by a single parent. [Cat sigh.jpg] One day, Idol Brother took me along to a farming and cooking reality show, and there I saw Movie Star Brother! There was also a tabby with a thick Western accent! Thanks to a matchmaking edit, I became an overnight sensation, the only top-tier star cat recognized by both the human internet and the feline world! And so began my happy, sweet (scratch that), wildly eventful life, meow~ · 1. Told from a cat's perspective, like a diary~ 2. Human couple: Movie Star x Idol, childhood friends, rekindling an old romance; Cat couple: American Shorthair tabby x British Shorthair silver shaded, cowboy and gentleman~ 3. The cats won't turn into humans! Related novel: The Former Dynasty's Remnant Only Wants to Sell Barbecue (Historical Era) · The bottom: a charming, optimistic, lucky, sociable master of bluffing. · The top: a pale, frail little musician in public, an obsessive and scheming disgraced crown prince in private. What's not to love about this devoted top, aside from his being utterly lovesick? (Blurb) Chu Xike read a melodramatic danmei novel. The bottom was the last surviving heir of the former dynasty, while the top was the current dynasty's disgraced crown prince. The bottom used the top from head to toe in his quest to restore the dynasty, then climbed onto the throne over the top's corpse. A textbook scumbag bottom. Chu Xike cursed furiously: Scumbag bottoms should die! Let devoted tops be happy on their own! Then he transmigrated into a book, becoming the very scumbag bottom he'd cursed... Chu Xike refused to take part in any "restoration of the dynasty" business and, in a laid-back fashion, set up a barbecue stall. On days one, three, and six, he sold grilled gluten, gizzards, and lamb skewers; on days two, four, and seven, he grilled eggplant with garlic and pork marrow. On days ending in five or zero, he closed up shop to listen to music and take his cat for a stroll in Leyouyuan. · To cut off the novel's romantic storyline once and for all, he also found himself a little lover: the beautiful musician Zhongli Gongzi, who'd been won over by grilled gluten. On their wedding night, Chu Xike caught sight of the birthmark on Zhongli Gongzi's chest and was thunderstruck. This guy was the "male lead"?! Zhongli Dongxi smiled faintly. "You wouldn't stop wanting me just because the royal family disowned me, would you, little deer?" Chu Xike bluffed casually. "Of course not. I've been deeply in love with you for ages. Can't you tell?" After saying that, Chu Xike packed up and ran away. Zhongli Dongxi caught him halfway there, tied him up head to toe, and tossed him onto the bed. Zhongli Dongxi: "I dreamed about your plan, little deer." Chu Xike stammered timidly. "W-what plan?" Zhongli Dongxi's cool fingertips gently stroked the pulse at his neck. "Your plan to use me to seize the throne, then toss me outside the city to feed the dogs~" Chu Xike: !!! I didn't! I swear! · Theme: The strong should help the weak, offering a helping hand when needed and sparing no effort.