He’s Definitely a Split-Personality Top

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In his third year, Lu Nan changed dorms. Dragging his suitcase along, he moved into the building next door and became roommates with the campus heartthrob.

Rumor had it that Tianjin University heartthrob Qiao Jingzhi was handsome, kind, and incredibly considerate, the “modern-day Lei Feng” and a “walking Tom Sue.”

Looking forward to a wonderful life, Lu Nan happily followed the heartthrob everywhere and gushed about him to his longtime pen pal.

One day at a party, after getting drunk, Qiao Jingzhi grabbed Lu Nan's little hand and squeezed it, then leaned close to his ear and said tenderly, “There's a secret I want to tell you.”

Looking into Qiao Jingzhi's burning gaze, Lu Nan blushed.

Qiao Jingzhi handed him his phone. Lu Nan lowered his head, and his worldview shattered as he read Qiao Jingzhi's secret Weibo account!

[You're already a junior and still changing dorms? You must have some kind of personality problem and got kicked out! How dare trash like you wear that shy smile? You're an eyesore!]

[He doesn't look bad, but his taste is always awful. That hideous mustard-yellow scarf! I was just being polite when I complimented it, and he actually gave me one the next day! Does he have a brain full of dog food? I would never wear such an ugly scarf!!!]

After reading it, Lu Nan silently smashed the phone, then poured a cup of green tea over Qiao Jingzhi to sober him up.

The next day, faced with a totally bewildered Qiao Jingzhi, Lu Nan smiled even more shyly. “Sorry about yesterday. My hand slipped.”

Qiao Jingzhi: “It's fine, it's fine. Our Nan Nan is so cute.”

[Slip my ass! If there's something wrong with your hand, go see an orthopedist!]

Lu Nan secretly followed the account.

He stalked Qiao Jingzhi's Weibo while following his pen pal's advice and helping the heartthrob fulfill the dreams he'd mentioned in his posts.

One day, Qiao Jingzhi posted: “I'm in a bad mood.”

The next day, at his pen pal's suggestion, Lu Nan took Qiao Jingzhi to the zoo on a “date” to cheer him up.

Another day, Qiao Jingzhi posted: “My roommate is the most adorable person in the world. I think I'm falling for him.”

Lu Nan stared at the post, sunk in deep thought.

One day, Qiao Jingzhi wore his mustard-yellow scarf and let loose online: [I don't like Lu Nan talking to his junior. I want to lock Lu Nan in the dorm so I'm the only one who can see him.]

The tasks kept getting harder, and Lu Nan was going bald trying to complete them.

Later, he accidentally discovered that his pen pal and the campus heartthrob were the same person.

Lu Nan: Heh.

The gong really does have a split personality. The shou is a little angel.

They both have secret identities. There's a little groveling later, but the story is mostly sweet interactions.

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