Let Go of Me, I’m Not Pregnant

★This story features an intersex character who gives birth! Complete! First published on Jinjiang Literature City!

★Cover art thanks to the artist bs. ID: 1346950. Please don't steal or claim it as your own.

★My next book will be "Hungry Again. Pretty Really Doesn't Put Food on the Table." Synopsis below.

★This story has a mountain of personal worldbuilding, all in service of the plot. Please don't offer corrections or overanalyze it. I hope you enjoy reading.

Synopsis:

In the seventh year of Chengshun, the emperor fell gravely ill. Before he died, he passed the throne to the crown prince, Luo Shen.

At the same time, he made one request.

Gu Xingzhi, son of the Grand General Who Guards the Nation, was to assist him.

Gu Xingzhi disliked the imperial capital. He left at the age of eight and had never returned.

Luo Shen was unhappy about it, but the emperor had made up his mind, so he had no choice but to agree.

On the night before his coronation, Luo Shen got wind that Gu Xingzhi had returned to the city. He disguised himself and left the palace to meet him.

He didn't find Gu Xingzhi, but he did encounter a handsome swordsman. The swordsman had been drugged as part of a plot, and Luo Shen's moment of compassion got him caught up in a passionate night together.

The next day, before the swordsman had woken up, Luo Shen fled back to the palace in a sorry state.

Then he found out that the swordsman was Gu Xingzhi...

The ministers praised Gu Xingzhi to the skies, saying that he was not only powerful but also devoted, still cherishing a brief encounter from years ago.

Luo Shen thought: Give me a break. He called me a good-for-nothing just today.

That night, he had a nightmare in which Gu Xingzhi learned the truth and did all sorts of things to him.

When he woke up, Luo Shen felt listless and wanted to throw up.

The imperial physician examined him carefully, then turned pale.

Luo Shen hadn't even had time to object when he threw up again, confirming the pregnancy.

Luo Shen: ...Oh no. I'm done for.

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Gu Xingzhi: "Why isn't His Majesty eating?"

Luo Shen: "I've... I've been dieting lately."

Gu Xingzhi: "Then why does His Majesty's belly look bigger lately?"

Luo Shen: "...I've... I've been eating too much."

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Synopsis written on 2020-12-01.

[This is a carefree work. Everything is made up for the story, so please don't overanalyze it. Enjoy reading!]

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Synopsis for "Hungry Again. Pretty Really Doesn't Put Food on the Table":

Someone said, "I really hate Xu Wu."

Xu Wu said, "Too many people hate me. You can't cut in line."

Someone said, "Xu Wu is so mean."

Xu Wu said, "Kind words warm you for three winter months. Insults are just so much fun."

Xu Wu couldn't care less about other people's hatred, but when he liked someone, he made a huge spectacle of it.

While keeping up his mean persona, Xu Wu handed out number tickets to everyone he was interested in, putting on a full display of enjoying life and lying flat like a lazy fish. As it happened, one of those tickets "accidentally" ended up in the hands of Rong Wu, the young master of Wancheng:

"There are lots of people I like. You're number 99, so congratulations, you've made the top 100."

Rong Wu: "..."

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Rong Wu had always looked down on lazy fish.

Especially when Xu Wu only earned 3,000 a month and still lay flat every day!

Rong Wu: "Is that your salary? I thought it was a refund for something you bought online."

Xu Wu scoffed: "You have no idea what my salary means. Do you know what earning 3,000 a month represents? If you claimed one cent in the group chat every day, it would take you 800 years to collect it."

Rong Wu: "..."

Rong Wu gave in.

Rong Wu transferred the money:

[Alipay deposit: 10,000 yuan]

In the spirit of returning a favor, Xu Wu handed him a card: "Keep it safe. The password is six zeros, and so is the balance."

Rong Wu: "..."

[Note] All jokes come from the internet.

Theme: Even after enduring countless setbacks, live a brilliant life.