Conquest Handbook for a Couch Potato?

In the book, Ni Zhouyu is a plain old slacker with a bit of good looks, working an ordinary job at an ordinary company.

Then one day, the world suddenly stops being so ordinary.

Ni Zhouyu realizes that some people are deliberately trying to get close to him.

Someone wants to date him. Ni Zhouyu: "I'm picky about looks."

Someone wants to adopt him as a godson. Ni Zhouyu: "I'm picky about looks."

Someone wants to be his friend. Ni Zhouyu: "I said I'm picky about looks!"

One day, someone asks him to meet on the rooftop. The person seems to have completely broken down, crying as they ask things like, "Why is my progress with you still at zero?" "What do I have to do to win your favor?" "I failed my classes, and it's all your fault..."

Ni Zhouyu: "Could it be because I'm picky about looks?"

The person breaks down even more, then cries for a while before giving up and blurting out, "The truth is, I'm here to conquer you!"

Wait, now it's Ni Zhouyu's turn to be completely baffled.

"You came to conquer a slacker like me? Me?"

Haha, things have gotten way out of hand...

Ni Zhouyu gives an awkward smile. "Great! I'm a conqueror too..."

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Ni Zhouyu is an ordinary student in the Conquest Group. Ever since he transmigrated into the book, his System hasn't responded. He doesn't know if it's bugged or if his target hasn't appeared yet.

Anyway, he waits and waits, for who knows how long, until the main System itself mistakes him for a native character in the book and turns him into someone else's conquest target.

That's when Ni Zhouyu realizes something is wrong.

So... can he still get back?

Actually, staying here wouldn't be so bad.

Ni Zhouyu thinks this world is pretty interesting.

A slacker's life, easygoing social relationships, and absolutely no pressure at work. It's much better than the performance-review grind in the Conquest Group!

He thinks life will carry on just as peacefully.

Until one day, Ni Zhouyu crosses paths with Shi Buyan during a hospital checkup.

The System in his mind suddenly springs back to life, flashing a red warning:

[Conquest target encountered. Your mission is to raise their favorability to 100.]

[Complete the mission to return to the Conquest Group.]

Ni Zhouyu: "..."

Doubao, Doubao, help me find a way to make someone hate me for the rest of their life.

Theme: Work hard and earn a good living.