I promise I won't abandon this story, but updates will be irregular. Feel free to let it build up, cuties!
Also, my upcoming story, Raising a Taotie Through Exercise [The 1970s], has started. Please add it to your collection!
This story is also known as How to Drive the Male Lead Crazy Without Getting Killed.
After working herself to death, Ye Xiaowan transmigrated into a book with a System. She landed in a period novel she couldn't remember anything about.
According to a certain useless System, the book's male lead, Gu Qingyun, was the great villain. After her father ruined his family, he was reborn. The first thing he did was arrange for her to be sent to the countryside with him, then quickly kill her in a way so natural that no one could find fault with it.
Caught completely off guard, Ye Xiaowan's legs went weak: ?!
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Scenario One: Once she got to the countryside, Ye Xiaowan kept getting hurt whenever she worked. With her foot twisted and cut, she saw the ill-intentioned man behind her in the reflection on the water.
Ye Xiaowan gritted her teeth and said practicedly, "Make him feel ten times the pain!"
Gu Qingyun let out a muffled groan, fell to the ground, and rolled down the slope into the river, where he caught a terrible cold.
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Scenario Two: Another day, Ye Xiaowan was bedridden with menstrual cramps, idly wondering whether to make Gu Qingyun suffer with her.
Just then, Gu Qingyun came toward her, holding a cup of water, his expression hostile.
Ye Xiaowan: !! Has he changed tactics again? Is he trying to poison me this time?!
The System cheerfully asked: Host, how many times the pain this time?
Ye Xiaowan: ...Uh, twice as bad!
System: You got it!
Gu Qingyun clutched his (unspeakable) aching stomach and glared at the brown sugar water in his hand, which he'd prepared to curry favor with her. He gritted his teeth: Ye Xiaowan!!!
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After experiencing menstrual cramps, labor pains, breastfeeding pain... every kind of pain women can experience, Gu Qingyun couldn't help gazing at the sky and sighing: It's hard being a man, but being Ye Xiaowan's man is even harder!
[Cold-hearted, lucky heroine vs. sharp-tongued, miserable male lead]
Reader's guide:
1. The male lead gets put through the wringer, physically but not emotionally.
2. The System only has one function: making the male lead feel pain. It can adjust the intensity.
3. This is a goofy, lighthearted story set in the 1970s. The logic might not be airtight.
Upcoming story:
Gu Xiaoyan was born into her current family. Everything went smoothly for her as she grew up. She had a good job at the supply and marketing cooperative, and had found a man who worked as a chef in a factory cafeteria. They were talking marriage, and everyone around them envied her.
Then, out of the blue...
The day after their wedding, her handsome husband vanished!!
The kind of disappearance where neither the living nor the dead could be found!
And he left behind an unborn child...
From then on--
The neighborhood gossip: I hear the team leader's fatherless grandson can eat three big steamed buns in one sitting.
The village gossip: You're behind the times. Add a chicken to that.
The gossiping neighbors were astonished...
Gu Xiaoyan, passing by with her little glutton in her arms: ...Hmph. Mind your own business! She has an [Exercise-for-Strength Exchange System]. She can afford to raise her son, even if he's a bit of a drain on Mom!
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After jumping ten times and exchanging it with the System for an egg, Gu Xiaoyan smiled happily.
Little Taotie: Mommy, that's not enough. My tummy wants another one.
Gu Xiaoyan: All right, ten more jumps.
After working for three hours and earning a chicken, Gu Xiaoyan grinned.
Little Taotie: Mommy, I'm still hungry. My mouth wants more.
Gu Xiaoyan: ...
P.S.:
The main male lead is a big Taotie who can cook and work hard!
The little male lead is a little Taotie who loves to eat and be spoiled!
The only heroine is a real human who has to exercise hard to raise the two Taotie until they're sleek and well-fed!
Theme: Meeting, understanding one another, and building a future together!
That male protagonist is so disgusting! I really can't stand it anymore, what about the revenge for killing my father? The heroine didn't do anything. She used other people's money to do favors. That's not okay. I was so angry that I couldn't speak coherently.
Why did the update stop?
I heard that there were no seat numbers on train tickets at that time!
Does this heroine have no temper or is she so good-looking that she gets angry when she sees a pretty face (wisdom)? Faced with such obvious malice, you still lick your face and do this and that?
I feel like I can't watch it anymore, because I really care about the heroine's belongings being confiscated and all her money being taken away, which makes me feel very uncomfortable, insecure and crazy. To me, the behavior of the hero is no different than that of the enemy who killed his father. It also makes me have a strong hatred for him. This kind of vicarious emotion becomes stronger and stronger when I see him harming the heroine all the time. I can't stand the reality of the plot in which the heroine still wants to be with him. I'd better leave.
Does it feel weird to show others all your money so carelessly? I thought everyone understood the principle of keeping wealth private, but it turned out to be me. It's really amazing that there is such a fool who is obviously coming to rob me.
Have any doubts after reading the copy? Who would fall in love with the child of his father-killing enemy? These three views are too scary, right? If it is, it is very discouraging, but if it is not, it is just a misunderstanding and hatred of the wrong person, then you can still watch it. I don't know which one it is.
He took the heroine's money, right? Will the heroine ask for it back?
The male protagonist brings it upon himself hahahahaha
Damn it, reading this novel gave me diarrhea???