I Crushed the Prison Gang and Ran Wild Across Yokohama

I'm in prison, and my two cellmates are chatting in Martian, which I can't understand. With dark circles under my eyes and my octopus pillow clutched to my chest, I held back as long as I could, but eventually ran over and gave those two bastards a thorough beating. But I struck the wrong pose while showing off, and blew up the prison, instantly putting myself millions in debt. I had no choice but to sell myself to pay it off. Maybe because I'm so dedicated, every employer has been moved to tears. Employer No. 1, Mr. Fei: Money's worthless, but I'm a little short lately. Employer No. 2, Mr. Mori: Stop demolishing things! Leave the Port Mafia alone! Employer No. 3, President Fukuzawa: ... (silent.jpg) I think my performance deserves to make me the best employee in all of Yokohama, but my coworkers seem to have a lot of objections. Oh, well. They must be jealous of me. Mysteriously confident.jpg ☆ The main story is told in third person ☆ A shameless, ridiculous comedy ☆ An alternate-universe route for the upcoming story next door, "Travel the World, Never Crash" Theme: Turn over a new leaf and become a better person