I Hear Everyone Who Clicks This Gets Rich [Entertainment Industry]

Keywords: absurd, funny, witty commentary

Upcoming novel: The Cannon Fodder Female Lead Refuses to Join the Rat Race. Absurd romantic comedy. Blurb below.

The Demon King Su Luochen transmigrates into the entertainment industry as a nobody no one has ever heard of.

He vows to kick the movie emperor, punch the movie queen, and conquer the entertainment industry.

Later... he gets so caught up in the entertainment industry's gossip that he forgets all about it.

The Demon King is on the front lines of gossip every day.

This celebrity is raising a ghost child.

That movie emperor worships a fox spirit.

A male producer and male director eloped...

Other celebrities' fans are furious: If you're so capable, make a decent drama! Stop obsessing over everyone else all day.

Su Luochen is troubled: Does not getting results mean I can't gossip?

Everyone, in unison: That's right!

At an awards ceremony, a reporter asks: What do you think about winning the industry's top award?

Su Luochen is extremely troubled: What can I do? I'm desperate too. They said I couldn't gossip unless I won an award.

After winning all the awards he could, Su Luochen thinks he can finally gossip in peace.

Little does he know that one day, suddenly, every trending topic and headline is about him.

#New Movie Emperor Spends the Night at the CEO's Mansion#

#Su Luochen Held in a Man's Arms#

#Yan Mingsheng Says He'll Take Responsibility for Su Luochen#

The melon in Su Luochen's hand goes splat on the ground. How did the gossip end up being about me?

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Yan Mingsheng's blurb:

My transmigration mission is to take good care of Su Luochen on behalf of the original character. Okay, no problem.

But this Su Luochen isn't the aloof, stubborn, untouchable beauty I was promised!

He's, he's, he's a complete goofball!

Oh well, it's a mission from the System. What else can I do but go along with it?

System: Let's be reasonable. The things you've done have already gone beyond what the mission requires.

Yan Mingsheng: I got used to doting on him. What can I do? It's your fault.

Transmigrated-into-a-book CEO top x transmigrated-into-a-book Demon King and entertainer bottom

No references to real people, and no real-life counterparts. Just read for fun.

VIP Announcement: This novel will go VIP this Thursday, starting with Chapter 26. I'll post some extra words on the day it goes VIP.

Romance, absurd comedy, upcoming novel: The Cannon Fodder Female Lead Refuses to Join the Rat Race

Bai Xiqian transmigrates into the male-lead-focused cultivation novel The Proud Heaven Sword Song.

The male lead is the senior disciple of an immortal sect.

And she is the Demon Sect's holy maiden, a cannon-fodder character who falls in love with the male lead and dies saving the woman he loves.

Bai Xiqian: I think there's still hope for me!

She decides to cultivate properly and defeat the male lead before he grows strong! Tonight, she'll cultivate for half an hour!

Demon Sect disciple: Three hours of cultivation tonight!

Demon Sect elder: Cultivate tonight. I have no desire to sleep.

Bai Xiqian: ... Sorry to bother you.

Help!

Why is the Demon Sect so caught up in the rat race?!

Bai Xiqian kneels at the immortal sect's gates in the middle of the night, begging them to take her in. In the end, she becomes the sect's junior sister.

Great!

She's free of her Demon Sect identity, safely hiding in the male lead's sect, and has completely changed her cannon-fodder fate!

Then she realizes the second senior brother seems a little off.

In the original story, he applauded when the senior brother killed people and agreed with everything he said.

Now...

The senior brother kills someone.

He: Ha! That's what a righteous cultivator looks like!

The senior brother speaks.

He: Wow, so impressive. Ha.

Then he sneaks over to find her: Junior Sister, don't you think the immortal sect is full of corruption? It's unbearable to look at.

Bai Xiqian: Huh?

The immortal sect must be testing her! This seemingly laid-back sect is terrifying!

Bai Xiqian firmly declares: The immortal sect is the strongest and the best! It's a shining beacon of the cultivation world!

#Another day of declaring my loyalty and successfully staying alive!#

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Xiao Feiyang transmigrates into the female-led cultivation novel The Proud Heaven Sword Song: Side Story, where the heroine is the Demon Sect's holy maiden.

And he is the lackey of a cannon-fodder supporting character from the immortal sect.

If he wants to survive, he has to join the Demon Sect.

The day before he plans to run away, he discovers that his newly arrived junior sister is an undercover agent for the Demon Sect. This is his chance!

Xiao Feiyang tries everything, but the junior sister is such a professional spy that she doesn't slip up at all.

Xiao Feiyang rolls up his sleeves: I refuse to believe it! I can move heaven and earth, but I can't move you?!

Theme: Work hard and live well.