Are You Okay? You Want Me to Fake a Couple with My Secretly Married Wife?

Hot-tempered, instantly prickly, terrible reputation, willful bottom x queen of the lesbian scene, gentle older woman, expert flirt, mature top

Also known as: My Dating-Show Match Is My Secret Wife

Shi Qi posted a question on Zhihu: Actors are already so rich, so why do they keep competing with each other?

One of the top answers said: To stand shoulder to shoulder with Qin Shuyi and act in her movies! She says she likes hardworking youngsters best. If you work hard, you can get closer to her. Who wouldn’t fall for a beautiful director!

Shi Qi: Thanks, I’m lying down. The person you’re talking about screams, twists around, and crawls around in the dark on my bed every day. I’m so sick of it. And now I’m supposed to work extra hard to stand shoulder to shoulder with her? Am I insane?

After Shi Qi posted her reply, the living room light came on.

She peeked outside. Qin Shuyi sat on the couch, scrolling on her phone. “Screams, twists around, and crawls around in the dark?”

Shi Qi rolled out of bed and stood obediently in front of her. “I was just exaggerating about you calling me to get up, stretching, and poking your head out from under the covers...”

Theme: What you cast aside like trash, I treasure like a jewel.