After a rain of red fell, tens of thousands of teachers went missing one after another, plunging every school in the country into chaos.
With vacancies opening up at countless schools, Luo Xiao, unemployed straight out of college, persuaded his younger sister to apply for a teaching job with him.
On the very day they finished their applications, he and his sister became missing persons featured on the news.
[Teachers, welcome to the National Teacher Escape Exam! Your struggle to survive is about to begin!]
[Candidate No. 1999365, Luo Xiao]
[Identity: Trainee Teacher]
Lead students through the art of playing the suona in a silent, haunted school building. Teach them materialism on a hill behind a mass grave.
Extreme weather, dangerous creatures, and ghosts lurking in the dark.
Scarce resources, a hostile environment, and life hanging by a thread.
And then there are the unlucky students, so troublesome that even dogs steer clear of them!
[Teacher's Rules]
"1. Protecting students is a teacher's first duty."
"2. The ability to teach across subjects is essential."
"3. Teachers who fail the exam will be eliminated immediately."
"4. Cleaning up problem exam rooms will be assigned by lottery."
"5. Rankings and student evaluations determine promotions. Teachers, climb the rankings and strive to become Gold Medal Teachers!"
Additional Notes:
1. The shop is open only outside exam hours.
2. All participating teachers will be added to the [Teacher Escape Exam Group Chat]. Everyone is muted during exams.
Other teachers frantically unleash their skills while fleeing.
Math teacher: A parabola becomes a rope, solid geometry a cage. Once the Pythagorean theorem locks you in, no ghost can escape!
Luo Xiao nearly loses his pants while running for his life: Damn it, why don't I have a skill? Can any teacher help me out, please?!
Other teachers keep their troublesome students in line inside the exam rooms.
History teacher: Turn the hourglass, and time rewinds. We pierce the secrets hidden behind the past, and it turns out you're the brat who threw the textbook into the water!
Luo Xiao: Who? Who? Who was it that ordered takeout and let the monster in?! Help me!
Other teachers sweep through the exam rooms.
Luo Xiao gets by thanks to kind strangers and his sister carrying him.
Then, one day, the broken pen that had been dead in his skill bar for ages finally lit up.
Another line appeared beside it:
[Though this fellow has absolutely dreadful hygiene and teaching ability, he does possess a perfect signature pen.]
Luo Xiao: How does a broken pen get to make personal attacks? No, seriously, what can this thing even do?
No one knows. The most chosen one in the whole exam is about to sweep the rankings.
A carefree, straight-talking bottom × a cool, aloof, fastidious Virgo top (the top is human)
An all-around Gold Medal Teacher team is about to be born!
Theme: Be happy every day.
