I Became a God After the Spiritual Qi Revival

One night before bed, high school student Yuan Chu played an idle creator game. Then he fell asleep. When he woke up, the whole world had changed. Humanity was awakening supernatural talents, eerie creatures were everywhere, and dungeons were becoming reality... Yuan Chu casually said, "You're a mature test paper now. You should learn to do your own homework," and a stack of papers floated in the air, scribbling out their own answers. Staring at the sentient test papers, Yuan Chu fell into thought. The papers obediently rubbed against his fingers, all clamoring for praise. Yuan Chu: Thanks for asking. I just became a god, and it's pretty nice. He displays his power before the crowd, and his words become law. An investigator from the National Special Incident Investigation Bureau became the new teacher. Yuan Chu's awakened talent was identified as the legendary [Prophet], a being capable of communicating with the gods. Everyone was stunned. Yuan Chu was stunned too: Wait, I'm communicating with myself. The fabled writing pen that holds the power of causality can make anything written with it come true, driving the world mad. Yuan Chu: Hmm, isn't that my exam ballpoint pen? The Book of Answers, with its power of prophecy, is a divine artifact every awakened person dreams of possessing. Yuan Chu: It's a preschool coloring book, thanks. A fluffy rabbit plushie goes around calling everyone its child. One cry of "Daddy" is enough to heal you. Yuan Chu: Help, that's the toy I played house with as a kid! Yuan Chu once happened to rescue a pitiful rich kid who was being bullied. Then the pitiful kid stuck to him like glue. Who knew the kid was a master of sweet-talking, pretending to be innocent and obedient? He hid his writhing tentacles and the darkness covering his body, learning to look as pitiful as a human. He tilted his head up, gazed at Yuan Chu with big, dewy puppy eyes, and said with wholehearted devotion, "Unlike me, all I can do is worry about you, big brother." He was the god's most fervent believer. A Devourer-type awakened person was slaughtering his way through the battlefield, enjoying his takeout one eerie creature at a time. When he turned around and saw Yuan Chu, he swallowed the trembling creature whole, destroyed the evidence, then instantly changed his expression to one of pure, harmless innocence and collapsed to the ground, weak and helpless. "Aww, it hurts." He needed kisses and cuddles to get back up. Yuan Chu was silent. Hah, what a scheming top. Later, everyone knew that the infamous God of Slaughter was a ham, and a total green tea. #After the spiritual qi revival, I became a god, then got tricked by a scheming top (sob)# A scheming, green-tea top X a peerlessly beautiful god bottom The top is an evil spirit, a mad dog turned police dog. Jiang Yan: "Get lost. No one is allowed to compete with me for the god's affection." [Synopsis archived on 2020.10.17] Theme: Keep striving and reach for the top