[Western Crossover] Jason Has Something to Say

[Blurb archived on 2020.4.13] Jason wakes up in a grave to discover that the world has turned into a game. The rules are in disarray, the system has collapsed, and superheroes are trapped in instances as NPCs. His mission is to restart the world. All kinds of instances are thrown at the amnesiac Little Jaybird: Arkham Asylum, Wayne Manor, a deadly AI... Though Jason has come back from the dead, he is in a special state that is neither alive nor dead, scientifically known as "Schrodinger's Little Red Hood." In the Arkham instance, he gets the unique class [Doctor] and sets out to treat people, save lives, and recover his memories. There's only one problem: his exclusive skill has a fifty percent chance to bring someone back at full health, and a fifty percent chance to cause a mental breakdown. "I admit I took a gamble, but today you have to choose between the world of the living and heaven." Extra scene: Amnesiac Little Wing: Why is that guy called Nightwing chasing after me? And how many little brothers do I have, anyway? In the Wayne Manor instance, a baby with a pacifier successfully cons his way into Jason's arms. Little Wing takes a horrified step back: He's not mine! Baby Bruce, who occasionally regains consciousness, spits out his pacifier and drools all over Jason's face. Later... Little Wing shakes a baby bottle: Good boy, say Dad. Taking turns being the dad, in the interest of fairness :) Every time Nightwing crawls into Jason's bed, Jason feels a chill run down his back. Baby Bruce, who watched the whole thing from his crib: ...Heh! A kiss can extend the duration of the baby's lucid consciousness! Theme: Infinite Flow