The Cannon Fodder Prince Doesn't Want to Be a Slacker

Tang Liyin transmigrated into a harem romance novel and, to his great honor, became the number-n male character: the current Crown Prince, future tyrant, and one of the heroine's countless backup suitors. He was merely an obstacle on the leads' path to love. After the original character took the throne and married the universally adored heroine, the couple, who had been in love for eight years, finally admitted their feelings. The hero then raised an army in rebellion and killed the tyrant. So, as soon as Tang Liyin transmigrated, he quickly made a few plans for himself. 1. Make it clear that he likes men and is gay. 2. Keep his distance from the male and female leads. 3. And, while he's at it, find himself a powerful patron... But when Tang Liyin looked at the little white dumplings calling him Crown Prince Brother, he realized the plot wasn't quite right. The fifth prince, Tang Yun, who clung to him all day and begged him to tell stories, was the same Kang Prince who would later call him immoral and hypocritical. The eldest princess, Tang Changxi, who was always afraid he might trip or hurt himself, was the same Princess Sining who would later denounce him as a fraud. The little boy who liked to sulk and throw tantrums, then secretly redden his eyes behind everyone's backs, was the original hero, Tang Xuan, the overpowered protagonist who would pull him off the throne and kill him for the woman he loved. And the little girl who constantly praised his looks and said she wanted to stay with her Crown Prince Cousin for the rest of her life, just to play, was the original heroine, Wei Qingqing, the younger sister of the Duke of Zhenguo, who would weep until she could barely breathe and resist to the death when the original character forced her into marriage. In the original story, the all-powerful Duke of Zhenguo calmly pulled Wei Qingqing away. Tang Liyin: "Here he is, the biggest patron in the entire story! He's worth ten patrons put together!" Wei Huaimian gave him a gentle look, his eyes full of love, enough to drown anyone. "For the rest of your life, you can only be mine." [Reading Guide] 1. The protagonist is universally adored, a friend to girls and a killer of straight men. If that bothers you, think carefully before reading. 2. Both leads are inexperienced, one-on-one romance. 3. Happy ending. 4. No attention is paid to historical accuracy. Anything may be adjusted as needed for the plot. 5. They're thirteen at first, around chapter twenty, and eighteen later. ------ Upcoming Novel ------ Please add the upcoming novel My Beautiful Master Took My Love Tribulation for Me to your collection, qwq. Yan Fengxue was the Heavenly Dao of a realm, master of all living beings. One day, he saw the future. The chosen one he'd placed all his hopes in was killed by jealous admirers who teamed up against him because he attracted too many romantic interests and drew too much attention. Yan Fengxue: I was waiting for him to ascend, and now you're telling me he's dead? Unable to accept this, the Heavenly Dao descended into the mortal realm and took the not-yet-grown chosen one as his disciple. He tapped the chosen one's head and said coldly, "You're going to start cultivating the Emotionless Dao!" Isn't the Emotionless Dao great? Romance is such a hassle. Then he discovered that not only were the chosen one's admirers acting strangely, not pursuing him at all and instead pursuing Yan Fengxue relentlessly, but even the chosen one he valued most started acting oddly. #What do you do when you're caught in countless romantic rivalries? Yan Fengxue: Thanks for asking. I'm the emotionless Heavenly Dao, so I have no feelings ^-^. *This is the story of someone who wanted to shield the chosen one from a love tribulation, only to become the chosen one's love tribulation himself. *To me, the title of chosen one means only one thing: that I could meet you. . The hero's perspective He noticed something. Whenever his cultivation advanced and his master was happy, flowers bloomed across the land in winter, and the sky filled with rainbows and glowing clouds. But whenever he angered his master, snow fell in June and the rain never stopped. Hailstones as big as fists fell from the sky, forcing cultivators to take protective spiritual energy with them whenever they went outside. The great cultivators of the cultivation world discussed how to solve the strange weather, but could do nothing. They had no choice but to carry protective spiritual energy and thousand-catty talismans, lest a sudden tornado blow them away. And he realized that all of it was connected to his master. "He is the ruler of all realms, someone I could never hope to desire... Then I'll stir up this calm world and shatter the limits of humanity, all so I can stand at the peak and become his ruler." A hot-tempered, spoiled Heavenly Dao who keeps trying to make people cultivate the Emotionless Dao, as the bottom, and a pure-hearted chosen one who shamelessly flirts with the Heavenly Dao because he cultivates the Emotionless Dao, as the top. Theme: Until you reach the end of your rope, how could you know there is a way through?