The Big Shot's Little Flower Vase Spirit

[This novel is complete. See you in the next one if fate allows! Note from 2021.10.28]

My next novels will be "Transmigrated into a Period Novel to Find My Parents a Perfect Match" and "Quick Transmigration: Into the Mary Sue Novel I Wrote." Please add them to your reading lists, dear readers! Mwah~

Blurb: Everyone knew that the famous star Xie Jiashu had recently been showered with money by a rich female fan!

As soon as the jewelry line endorsed by Xie Jiashu came out, the rich fan bought up the entire collection. When Xie Jiashu celebrated his birthday, LED screens on high-rise buildings across the country were covered with birthday messages. She even owned all the villas surrounding the one where Xie Jiashu lived.

Everyone thought it was a story of a rich fan chasing a celebrity with the motto, "We were never meant to be, so I made it happen by spending money."

But Xie Jiashu, who knew the truth, just smiled mysteriously. The wealthy Shen Ci wasn't interested in him at all. She was clearly after his taciturn, research-obsessed, old-fashioned twin brother, Xie Jiayu!

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Geologist Xie Jiayu was a promising young man, handsome and very much like his top-tier star brother Xie Jiashu, but he was serious and proper, and had no idea how to treat a woman gently.

One day, a young woman fell for him and went to great lengths to pursue him. Everyone around him became her accomplice, even his most rebellious younger brother, who often betrayed him and tipped her off.

Xie Jiayu seemed unmoved, but in private, he was the number-one hater in the hottest online fan community, "Are the Rich Lady and Xie Jiashu Together Yet?" He often replied earnestly to fans shipping the pair: "It's just a coincidence. Don't spread rumors."

But he never responded to the young woman herself.

After countless rejections, the beautiful, vivacious woman gave up pursuing him.

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One night, using drunkenness as an excuse, Xie Jiayu stopped Shen Ci. With bloodshot eyes, he said, "Didn't you like me? Why did you stop?"

Shen Ci, a thousand-year-old vase spirit who had never fallen for anyone in either of her two lifetimes, was stunned. Everything she'd done was only to maintain her human form!

Besides, in her previous life, Xie Jiayu had used her as a fishbowl. She still hadn't gotten even with him for that!

[I revised the blurb from 2020.10.13, but the plot hasn't changed much. Note from 2021.6.28]

The title has been changed. The original title was "That Vase Spirit Has a Crush on Me."

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I'm putting the earlier story about the one who pretended to be well-behaved on hold. My next novel will be "Transmigrated into a Period Novel to Find My Parents a Perfect Match." Please add it to your reading list! (Expected in November.)

Blurb 1: Mu Jianshan, an expert in fiber-optic communications, was young and handsome, with a gentle, modest exterior. In reality, he kept people at arm's length, but he was the man of many girls' dreams.

Unfortunately, this dreamboat married young, taking a tacky little country girl named Qu Qingli as his wife. They even had a five-year-old daughter. But the country girl didn't know how to cherish him. She caused a scene every day and often fought with Mu Jianshan. Word was, the couple couldn't go on like this and were about to divorce!

Many girls secretly hoped the unhappy couple would divorce soon and make room for them.

Who knew they'd witness the supposedly unhappy couple with their own eyes? When the man saw that the woman's foot was injured, he immediately knelt down to massage it, then carried her on his back.

They called that an unhappy marriage on the verge of divorce? The girls secretly wishing for the couple to split ground their teeth in frustration.

Even more infuriating, the little country girl they considered beneath them transformed into the richest woman in the country and appeared in the newspaper to share her secrets to success.

Blurb 2: Mu Qingzhu was once a little sunflower spirit. One day, she was struck by lightning and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming the five-year-old daughter of a couple famous for their terrible marriage.

Her parents' marriage had been a complete accident. Though the man was handsome and the woman beautiful, one was in love with someone else, while the other mistakenly thought she'd been tricked into the marriage. They were married, but treated each other worse than strangers.

The little sunflower spirit remembered that in the future she'd die as a result of her parents' bad relationship, after growing into a twisted person and bringing about her own downfall. She shivered in fear, her round little body trembling. She didn't want to die. She'd do her best to survive!

Her parents were an unhappy couple, weren't they? Then she'd find suitable matches for each of them, so they could divorce and be free as soon as possible!

Who knew that while she was trying to find them matches, she'd clear up her parents' misunderstandings, and their relationship would get better and better until they spoiled her rotten?

What's more, her parents, who were supposed to fail in both love and career, ended up with one becoming the richest person in the country, buying her everything she wanted, and the other becoming a renowned professor, sending her piles of practice problems every year...

The first one's gifts were fine. She could do without the second one's, though. She just wanted to grow up and graduate as soon as possible. She never wanted to do another problem set or homework assignment again!

(P.S. The male lead is Mu Jianshan and the female lead is Qu Qingli, but most of the story is told from the perspective of their daughter, Mu Qingzhu.

Basically, it's a love story about parents in the 1970s.)

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After that, I'll start "Quick Transmigration: Into the Mary Sue Novel I Wrote." Please add it to your reading list!

Blurb: If she could do it all over again, during her cringey teenage years Chu Lingling would have only made up stories in her head before bed, imagining herself as the heroine to indulge in a little wish fulfillment. She wouldn't have written them down.

Now that she was an adult, she learned she was a half-demon with a ridiculously useless ability: she could randomly transmigrate into the stories she'd written.

Chu Lingling tried to remember the Mary Sue novels she'd written. It was so funny and embarrassing that she wanted to crawl into a hole!

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Mary Sue World 1: "The Four Princesses and Four Princes of Campus." At Saint Stone High, there were four school beauties with very different styles and four popular boys of different types. Campus life was full of, well, chaos and mayhem every day.

Chu Lingling transmigrated into the homeroom teacher of these eight famous students. Keeping order in class alone was an enormous challenge. What a headache!

She hurriedly clung to the leg of Gu Hanyun, the head of discipline, who terrified the school's students. Sir, help me!

Later, everyone noticed that Gu Hanyun, the cold-faced, ruthless demon of a disciplinarian, had started smiling.

The eight famous students also became as meek as quails. That was because Gu Hanyun, the head of the most powerful of the eight great families, was a promising young man who'd turned down running a major corporation to become a school disciplinarian. He threatened them: "If you cause my wife trouble, I'll show you what trouble is."

The other three popular boys looked at their beaten leader. They didn't dare move or make trouble. When Gu Hanyun went crazy, he even beat up his own nephew, let alone them!

(A weak, pitiful, helpless homeroom teacher VS a terrifying, formidable head of discipline.)

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Mary Sue World 2: "An Angel Will Come and Love You for Me." Two poor sisters: the elder sister was forced by the powerful to donate her heart to a frail rich young master, who repaid her by treating her younger sister as her replacement.

Chu Lingling transmigrated into the older sister, who was about to be forced to donate her heart. Oh no! She didn't want to die!

She hurriedly used her beauty to seduce Dr. Gu, who was going to operate on her. With tears in her eyes and a pitiful expression, she said, "Dr. Gu, there's something I want to tell you before I die. I've liked you for a long, long time. If there's a next life, could you consider me first when you're looking for a girlfriend?"

Gu Hanyun held up a gleaming surgical scalpel. "Is that so? But back then, you called me fat and poor, and wished I were dead!"

(A beautiful, scheming, green-tea white moonlight VS a gloomy, obsessive, lovesick young master.)

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Mary Sue World 3: "The Domineering CEO and His Little Maid."

Mary Sue World 4: "The Cold, Charming Princess Disguises Herself as a Man and Meets a Scheming Prince."

More worlds to come...

Later, back in the real world, Chu Lingling finally managed to return. I'm back at last! Can I destroy the novels I wrote back then?!

The thousand-year-old great demon Gu Hanyun: Lingling, I really like your novels. Why not write a story about us loving each other for all eternity and never parting?

Chu Lingling, who thought she'd finally escaped that lovesick Gu Hanyun: How did you get out of the book?!

Theme: Don't be so full of yourself!