I Cultivate Immortality by Living It Up

[Take your online classes in the Human Realm! Learn live from immortal teachers!] It was only a joke when surfing enthusiast Shi Youxin said, "I'm cultivating immortality." But his words came true, and he was automatically bound to a cultivation System. - Don't want to do it? Then the figurines at home started acting up, and the clay statues in the temple began making trouble for him... With a bitter smile, Shi Youxin opened the Human Realm app and was forced onto the path of immortal cultivation. - How do I cultivate? "Hello, Shi. The course 'Cultivating Immortality While Surfing the Internet' you enrolled in is now open. The System has upgraded you to an instructor. Please explore on your own." "You have a new student, [Hu Jiuwei]. Please check your messages." "Instructor [Nuwa] has submitted the teaching project 'Three Years to Make a Baby, Five Years to Become an Adult.' Please follow up on the project." "Teachers [Bai Suzhen] and [Bai Gujing] have joined the medical section of 'Master Teachers' Lecture Hall.' Please arrange their class schedule." ...Before long, he'd started the hottest online education company around. He couldn't get enough of it. Years later, at the Nasdaq opening bell ceremony, Shi Youxin said with feeling, "Our Human Realm Education Technology Group couldn't have come this far without Principal Hu's generous support." Hu Jiuwei proudly lifted his head, secretly curling his tail around him. More or less a story about cultivating immortality by surfing the internet. Plot-focused. Theme: Keep up with the times