Mr. CEO, Your Wife Is Back from the Soviet Union

"Mr. President, you've had your wife sent to the Soviet Union for three years."

"Has she admitted her mistake yet?"

"No. She even joined the Bolshevik Party. Madam is now a tank regiment commander, and she's shouting that she'll come back and smash the head of the capitalist lackey that is you."

Three years ago, Heydrich sent his wife to the desolate frozen wasteland of Siberia, then announced to the world that she had disappeared and married someone else.

Three years later, Berlin came crashing down under the Soviet Red Army's offensive. Heydrich shut his eyes in despair. It was all over.

"All of Europe trembles beneath the Soviet Union's steel torrent!" the newspaper reported.

Heydrich, a wealthy capitalist who had supplied the German army with vast sums of money and goods during the war, was sent before a military tribunal.

The woman who had personally captured him sat in court and told the judge, "This bourgeois should have all his property confiscated and be sent to Siberia to grow potatoes for ten years!"

P.S. The inspiration for the first two paragraphs came from Weibo comments. The scumbag isn't the male lead.

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