Pretending to Have Amnesia So I Can Be a Substitute

Wen Cun, the only daughter of the Wen family, is beautiful, capricious, and spoiled. She is the most coveted bargaining chip at the tables of the powerful.

Xu Jiu is eccentric and cold, keeping an extremely low profile. But he is ruthless in his methods, making everyone wary of him.

Each gets what they want, and they sign a two-year marriage contract.

Once the contract expires, Wen Cun dusts herself off and goes home.

She has barely arrived when her parents announce they're leaving the country.

They even leave her with a parting remark: "Sweetie, the family is bankrupt. You and Xu Jiu make sure to live happily together, okay?"

Wen Cun has unwittingly made a lot of enemies. Plenty of rich young ladies are jealous of her and might tear her apart at any moment. Newly divorced, she can only stare: "???"

To save her own skin, she decides to cling to her ex-husband's golden thigh again!

*

When Xu Jiu gets word that Wen Cun is in trouble, he rushes to the hospital. There he finds his ex-wife, who was still acting high and mighty just days ago, clinging to him in a "pitiful, helpless, and weak" manner.

In a "soft and delicate" voice, she says, "I've lost my memory. I'm so scared. Big brother, would you take me home?"

Xu Jiu says coolly, "I'm not short on little sisters."

Wen Cun replies sweetly, "An older sister works too."

Xu Jiu glances at her. "What I'm short on is an obedient replacement lover."

Wen Cun: "...?!"

Cold, obsessive madman X adorable little treasure

A few reading tips:

1. One-on-one romance / first love

2. A sweet romance

3. It's a short story, so it won't be long.

4. Some of the silly jokes in the story come from the internet.

5. I'm writing for fun, so enjoy reading! Please point out any mistakes kindly, and no personal attacks.

6. Lucky number. Muah!

[My upcoming story: The Slacker and the Obsessive Man Become a Couple]

Qian Luning has been a minor celebrity ever since her debut. She always thought it was because she was too much of a slacker.

One day, she resolved to turn things around.

Step one to becoming famous: go on a variety show. Step two: create a romantic pairing.

But after Qian Luning joined a dating show and saw the socially unstoppable stars around her, her resolve to rise up collapsed in an instant.

She decided to lie flat. Forget it. She was probably never meant to be famous. She might as well watch other people flirt.

Fortunately, the ordinary guy paired with her seemed easy to get along with.

While the other couples worked hard on their romantic livestream tasks, singing and dancing together, even washing their hands and cooking meals,

Qian Luning tugged on her partner's sleeve. "How about we go back and take a nap, then come back?"

The ordinary guy nodded obediently. "Sure."

And then Qian Luning found herself pinned on a bed, lying beside a man she'd only met the day before!

Qian Luning: "...Is this guy a little wild?"

*

Meng Sui, a genius esports player who always wore a mask in public, had long been the focus of attention. He'd planned to join the show quietly,

but his eagle-eyed fans identified him, instantly setting the internet abuzz.

Every day, people tuned in to see how this aloof, straight-laced man would handle romance.

As soon as the show aired, everyone yelled, "What happened to him being straight-laced?!"

Would a straight-laced man pretend to have a stomachache in the middle of the night so a female guest would take care of him, then end up sharing a bed with her?

Would a straight-laced man secretly wear clothes in the same color scheme as a female guest every day, and use matching accessories?

Meng Sui and Qian Luning's pairing became a sensation across the internet, and fans couldn't get enough of them.

Everyone said that if the two weren't real, they'd stand on their heads and eat shit.

After reading that, Qian Luning asked Meng Sui, "Should I pick out a nice public restroom for them in advance?"

Meng Sui nodded, scooped her up, and shut them both away in a little room.

Qian Luning: "..."

[An upcoming story in the same series: Compelled to Fall]

Jiang Shiling loves the dark and dislikes people. He lives alone year-round, like a demon hiding in the shadows.

Though he has a face of breathtaking beauty and a noble status, no one dares come close to him.

And yet this very man suddenly gets married.

Everyone thinks that any woman willing to marry Jiang Shiling, the cripple, must be either stupid or ugly.

*

Before their wedding,

Ji Xunguang had heard that Jiang Shiling was a freak.

After their wedding,

Ji Xunguang thinks Jiang Shiling is perfectly normal, and even much cleverer than most people.

That is, until one day she accidentally sees his browser search history. It is full of things like:

How to get my wife into the habit of sleeping naked?

One hundred little things to make my wife feel happy.

How do I tell my wife that I don't actually like carrots, but I'll make myself like them for one second if they're on her plate?

And she saw me showering, so I asked her to shower for me too. She didn't seem happy. Is it because she's too shy?

Ji Xunguang: "..."

Theme: Working together, overcoming challenges, and growing together.