Being a Dad Takes Some Serious Swagger!

At 22, Lin Qian won the Nobel Prize in Physics and became famous overnight. The media also revealed that his mother was a nuclear physicist and his father a well-known author. What's more, his parents were supposedly the campus beauties of Qinghua University. From then on, coverage of Lin Qian went off track. Every time the media reported on him, they inevitably brought up his seemingly perfect parents. Love at first sight and a match made in heaven became the standard descriptions of his parents. After the media had brought up his perfect parents for the hundredth time while reporting on him, Lin Qian finally couldn't take it anymore and spilled the beans. Interviewer: I heard your parents fell in love at first sight in college. Lin Qian: One of them would have happily spent 24 hours a day in the lab, and the other would have happily spent 24 hours a day making money off campus. I guarantee they never even saw each other during their entire time at college! Love at first sight, my foot! The interviewer wouldn't give up: Then was their first meeting later on romantic? Lin Qian: If fighting tooth and nail over three dimes counts as romantic! The interviewer made one last desperate attempt: Then how would you describe your parents' marriage? Lin Qian: A widowed dad raising the kid alone, and a mom who's never around. As soon as the interview came out, all the major headlines crashed at once. The media changed its tune, and the whole internet started speculating that the two had divorced. Soon, sponsored articles were everywhere again. Meanwhile, Lin Qian went home and ate a plate of braised ribs made by his father. To save his own skin, Lin Quan had no choice but to face the media again, and accidentally let another huge secret slip. In an instant, netizens everywhere were begging Lin's mother online through tears: Please, make sure your marriage stays harmonious! Spare your poor 300 million children! This is really just a story about shamelessly praising one's parents online. "My Dad's the Best at Staying Home Alone!" Synopsis archived: 2020.10.06 Theme: Devote yourself wholeheartedly to the socialist cause!