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After her father mysteriously disappears, five-year-old Lin Yimo is taken in by the Shen family by her birth mother. She listens to her mother and tries her best to win over everyone in the Shen family.
It isn't until Shen Jiajia pushes her into the water again and she gets a System that she learns she's living in a male-oriented novel. Her father, Lin Yuqiu, is the male lead, and he disappeared to cultivate in another world. When he returns and learns that the Shen family tortured his daughter to death, he destroys them to avenge her.
“...”
Lin Yimo leaves the Shen family without a second thought. She doesn't want her birth father or birth mother, or anyone else. All she wants is to complete the System's missions and escape her destined death.
What she never expected was that her father would keep coming back, one after another.
Faced with Lin Yuqius aged three, thirteen, twenty-three, and thirty-three...
Lin Yimo: ...Can my dad split himself into four or what???
One day, the most handsome guy in the class next door confesses to Lin Yimo.
So the Lin Yuqius surround him.
The older Lin Yuqius send out the three-year-old Lin Yuqiu: “Go on, bite him.”
By the time Lin Yimo arrives, the handsome guy from the next class is already bawling his eyes out.
The Lin Yuqiu dads look at her with innocent faces.
Lin Yimo: “...”
Later, her birth mother comes looking for her and demands that Lin Yimo donate blood unconditionally to the sick Shen Jiajia.
The Lin Yuqius: Have you lost your mind?!
Not long afterward, someone photographs the Shen family members hanging one by one from the tallest building in the city, trembling in the wind.
The whole internet is abuzz.
Lin Yimo gives the Lin Yuqius a stern lecture: “Next time, hang them somewhere less conspicuous.”
So the Shen family gets hung on the moon.
Lin Yimo: Like.jpg
My dads are the best. If I tell them to go to the skies, up they go!
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Feng Qiqi wakes up one day to discover she's a little skeleton. Every day, she digs a hole and buries herself, so she can sunbathe for calcium and absorb nutrients from the soil.
One day, just as she's sleeping soundly, Lu Ye falls from the sky and knocks her awake.
My skull! My kneecaps!!
Wait...
Why has my body, which I worked so hard to grow to one meter tall, shrunk to the size of my palm?!
*
As the bone who saved his life, Feng Qiqi is carried back to the base by Lu Ye.
Lu Ye trades for expensive milk for her, while eating nasty nutrient paste himself.
So Feng Qiqi generously mixes some of her own bone ash into his nutrient paste and asks for praise: “Doesn't it taste much better now?”
“...”
Lu Ye falls silent after eating half the nutrient paste.
*
When the scavenger team is locked in a fierce battle with a pack of heterospecies, Feng Qiqi's upper body has turned human again. She offers everyone the bones from her lower body: “Don't be shy. Help yourselves.”
Lu Ye: ...
The others: !!!
To their utter amazement, the heterospecies immediately back down and flee!
Afterward, seeing that everyone is injured, Feng Qiqi makes them bone soup as an extra meal.
They look at the bones in the pot and remember the bone soup they drank earlier. Everyone falls deathly silent.
Feng Qiqi: ???
I worked so hard to make soup with my own bones!
My Ex-Boyfriends All Want to Sleep with Me
In a modern-day scenario, Ye Qingning has to share a bed with handsome men to stay alive.
There's a time limit, too. Once it runs out, it won't work anymore, so she has no choice but to keep changing boyfriends.
Then her ex-boyfriends all start getting lucky...
The first becomes the richest man in the country, the second becomes a superstar, and the third makes it into space.
Not long afterward, the three appear together on a talk show and unexpectedly discover they all have the same ex-girlfriend: Ye Qingning.
Fans: ???
#YeQingningsIncredibleExBoyfriends (Lemon)# shoots to the top of the trending searches.
She's famous!!!
She is happily taking part in a dating reality show when she hears the news: “...”
The male guest who's about to become her boyfriend: “...”
So much for this being your first relationship!
Later, Ye Qingning films a show with her ex-boyfriends.
The audience gets excited. A showdown! Let them fight!
Not a chance.
They watch as her ex-boyfriends take turns knocking on Ye Qingning's door at night, each carrying a pillow.
And Ye Qingning lets them all in.
Theme: Live each day with care.
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Spread the flowers, spread the flowers. For the first time, I did not stand on the wrong cp (sad. Jpg) Although the ending did not end with Xiao Jiang, I think this is the best ending. Female Goose and her father live happily together, and the Shen family is not having an easy time, so it is very good. In my heart, it is a perfect happy ending! But I still want to say something: Xiaojiang, why don't you confess!!!!! I'm so anxious!! (Old mother bangs the table)
Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha don't be too ridiculous if the three of you are together hahahahahahahahahahahahaha You write down! If you have the ability to write, you have the ability to finish it! What's the point of being stuck here?
So beautiful!!! Why is there no detailed process in the end (@[]@!!) Is there anything that our valued members cannot see (.-`ω?-)
It's quite imaginative and the ending is quite sudden. However, it's so funny! ( ̄Y▽ ̄)~* Cover your mouth and snicker
So we actually got them all? Doge
I thought Jiang Xu had more heartbeats, but I didn't expect...
Oh, I think Ji Baichuan is good
This ending is so funny
Hahahahahahahahaha