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After his father disappeared mysteriously, five-year-old Lin Yimo was taken to the Shen family by his biological mother. He listened to his biological mother and worked hard to please everyone in the Shen family.
It wasn't until she was pushed into the water again by Shen Jiajia and got a system that she realized that she was living in a boy's novel. Her father, Lin Yuqiu, was the male protagonist and he disappeared because he went to another world to cultivate. After returning, she learned that her daughter was tortured to death by the Shen family, and the Shen family was destroyed to avenge her daughter.
"..."
Lin Yimo left the Shen family happily. She didn't want any of her biological father or mother. She just wanted to complete the system tasks and get rid of her certain death.
What I never expected was that my father would come back one after another.
Facing Lin Yuqiu who was three, thirteen, twenty-three and thirty-three years old respectively——
Lin Yimo: ... Can my dad have mitosis? ? ?
One day, the next class grass confessed to Lin Yimo.
As a result, he was surrounded by Lin Yuqiu and others.
The older Lin Yuqiu released the three-year-old Lin Yuqiu: "Go and bite him."
By the time Lin Yimo arrived, the other class grass had already burst into tears.
Her father, Lin Yuqiu, looked at her innocently.
Lin Yimo: "..."
Later, her biological mother came to the door and asked Lin Yimo to donate blood to the sick Shen Jiajia unconditionally.
Lin Yuqiu: Why don't you go to heaven!
Not long after, someone photographed the Shen family members hanging one by one on the tallest building in the city, shivering in the wind.
Hotly debated across the internet.
Lin Yimo solemnly taught Lin Yuqiu and others: "Next time, hang it in a less obvious place."
Then, the Shen family was hung on the moon.
Lin Yimo: Like. Jpg
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Pre-received cutie: "Wake up, the heroine is the real boss"
When he opened his eyes, he discovered that he was Feng Qiqi, who had small bones. He dug a hole and buried himself every day, so that he could not only replenish calcium in the sun, but also absorb nutrients from the soil.
One day while sleeping soundly, he was woken up by Lu Ye falling from the sky.
My skull! My Bolengaile! !
Wait...
How could her body, which she had worked so hard to grow to one meter in height, shrink to the size of a palm? ?
*
As a lifesaver, Feng Qiqi was taken back to the base by Lu Ye.
Lu also exchanged expensive milk for her and took unpalatable nutritional supplements for her.
Feng Qiqi then generously mixed his ashes into nutritional supplements and asked for praise: "Doesn't it taste much better?"
"..."
Lu also fell silent after eating half of the nutritional supplements.
*
Encountering alien species living in groups, the scavenger team was in a tough fight. Feng Qiqi, whose upper body had returned to human form, offered the bones of his lower body to everyone: "You're welcome, use them as you like."
Lu Ye:......
Others:! ! !
What made them stunned was that the group of aliens suddenly fainted and ran away!
Afterwards, seeing that they were all injured, Feng Qiqi made them bone soup for extra meals.
Looking at the bones in the pot and remembering the bone soup they drank before, everyone was silent.
Feng Qiqi:? ? ?
I worked so hard to stew it with my own bones!
"My ex-boyfriends all want to sleep with me"
In modern scripts, Ye Qingning must sleep with a good-looking man in order to survive.
There is also a statute of limitations, after which it will be useless, so she has to keep changing boyfriends.
Then, her ex-boyfriends changed their lives one after another——
Number one became the richest man, number two became a superstar, and number three successfully flew into space.
…
Not long after, these guys participated in a talk show together and accidentally discovered that they had a common ex-girlfriend: Ye Qingning.
Fan:? ? ?
# Ex-boyfriends (lemons)# became the number one hot search topic.
She's on fire! ! !
She is happily participating in a love variety show: "..."
The male guest who is about to have a relationship with her: "..."
It's the first time we've agreed to fall in love!
Later, Ye Qingning recorded a show with her ex-boyfriends.
The audience was excited, Shura Field, let's fight, let's fight!
Slap your ass.
They saw that at night, the ex-boyfriends were holding pillows and knocking on Ye Qingning's door one after another.
And Ye Qingning put them all in.
Purpose: Live seriously every day
Reader comments
Want to know the story of Dad in Black Robe
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers. For the first time, I did not stand on the wrong cp (sad. Jpg) Although the ending did not end with Xiao Jiang, I think this is the best ending. Female Goose and her father live happily together, and the Shen family is not having an easy time, so it is very good. In my heart, it is a perfect happy ending!
But I still want to say something: Xiaojiang, why don't you confess! ! ! ! ! I'm so anxious! ! (Old mother bangs the table)
So beautiful! ! ! Why is there no detailed process in the end (@[]@!!) Is there anything that our valued members cannot see (.-`ω?-)
Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha don't be too ridiculous if the three of you are together hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You write down! If you have the ability to write, you have the ability to finish it! What's the point of being stuck here?
Oh, I think Ji Baichuan is good
I thought Jiang Xu had more heartbeats, but I didn't expect...
So we actually got them all?
Doge
It's quite imaginative and the ending is quite sudden. However, it's so funny! ( ̄Y▽ ̄)~* Cover your mouth and snicker
Such an ending is awesome
In fact, there were times when I expected my fathers to know what happened to Zaizai and how the finale was unexpected.
It's so fun, why don't you make it a full-length novel?
I feel like I can write more
This ending is so funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh my god, it feels like the website suddenly changed
Want to know the story of Dad in Black Robe
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers. For the first time, I did not stand on the wrong cp (sad. Jpg) Although the ending did not end with Xiao Jiang, I think this is the best ending. Female Goose and her father live happily together, and the Shen family is not having an easy time, so it is very good. In my heart, it is a perfect happy ending! But I still want to say something: Xiaojiang, why don't you confess! ! ! ! ! I'm so anxious! ! (Old mother bangs the table)
So beautiful! ! ! Why is there no detailed process in the end (@[]@!!) Is there anything that our valued members cannot see (.-`ω?-)
Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha don't be too ridiculous if the three of you are together hahahahahahahahahahahahaha You write down! If you have the ability to write, you have the ability to finish it! What's the point of being stuck here?
Oh, I think Ji Baichuan is good
I thought Jiang Xu had more heartbeats, but I didn't expect...
So we actually got them all? Doge
It's quite imaginative and the ending is quite sudden. However, it's so funny! ( ̄Y▽ ̄)~* Cover your mouth and snicker
Such an ending is awesome
In fact, there were times when I expected my fathers to know what happened to Zaizai and how the finale was unexpected.
It's so fun, why don't you make it a full-length novel?
I feel like I can write more
This ending is so funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh my god, it feels like the website suddenly changed
SMG ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fanyi and Fanji repeated themselves
Do you dare to finish it like this? This wife is eager to make a fool of herself...
Big, hungry, Wenwen
Hahahahahahahahaha
It's beautiful, hahaha. This ending is wow, it's fun.
This ending is too 66666
After reading it, please check in and let me know my mark?
Hahahahahaha I knew it
Caught off guard, 666
Ahhhhhhhhh I still want to see it
I'm going, Niu Niu Niu! !
So exciting hahahahaha
Why are you stuck here?
Why so suddenly...