As we all know, the three brothers of the wealthy Su family are giants in their respective fields.
One day, my deceased parents asked me in a dream——
They gave birth to a daughter five years ago and asked them to find her back.
When the boss came over, he found that the little girl was looking for food in the garbage dump!
"..."
The eldest brother's internal organs were all shocked.
Su Youyou, who has been living in a Taoist temple and was born with mystical skills, was tricked into looking for her master by the reborn female partner who tried to take over her identity.
As a result, he was still found by his family on the road.
She was particularly happy to face the sudden addition of three brothers.
When it was discovered that the tycoon's eldest brother had Mercury retrograde, the doctor's second brother had an evil influence, and the top three brother's yang energy was absorbed,
He immediately caught a few fierce ghosts to protect them personally.
Brothers:? Dah! ! !
Later, Youyou and Third Brother participated in a variety show, and a supernatural incident occurred at the recording site.
In order to make everyone like the third brother, Youyou said: "My brother can catch ghosts!"
The third brother who was so frightened that he hugged Youyou tightly and said:? ? ?
Then, the trembling guests and audience saw——
The pale-faced third brother stood in front of the evil spirits, who knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.
Everyone: Damn it! He is really a boss!
Evil spirits: Shit! What we are afraid of is the little King of Hell he is holding.
Small theater:
(1)
The little girl gave the cash she had saved to her brothers as a filial piety: "I will support you all!"
Looking at a pile of ghost coins...
The three brothers of the Su family: their smiles gradually stiffened. Jpg
(2)
The sick little girl said that if she died, she must be buried closer.
The brothers were distressed and confused: "Why?"
Youyou: "I missed you, so I came out to see you."
Brothers:…
After the little girl recovered from her illness:
"If you die, you will be buried closer to me."
"I missed you, so I dug you out and took a look."
Brothers:…
The little cotton-padded jacket is also leaking air today.
Pre-collection of "The heroine goes crazy and everyone bursts into tears"
Sang Wuxin, who is disguised as an actress who is black on the Internet, faces a series of mentally retarded plots.
She said: That's it?
In variety shows——
The actor's fiancé belittled her: "Why are you dressed in such a tacky way?"
Sang Wuxin slapped him in the face and said, "Is this soil enough to bury you?"
Fiancé:?
The arrogant idol said to her from above: "A woman's life is incomplete without giving birth to children."
Sang Wuxin: "Call me mom to make me complete."
Arrogant idol:? ?
The Green Tea actress is eccentric and says she is a nightclub pro.
Sang Wuxin: "Next time I go to your grave to check in, I'll be drinking and dancing outside, while your ashes are withering inside."
Green Tea Actress:? ? ?
Faced with the negative comments that she was extremely crazy, Sang Wuxin took out her own mental evaluation report:
"My surname is Sang and my name is Wu Xin. I have no conscience when I work with a certificate."
"I'm crazy, I'm proud, don't kid me."
"You are unkind and I am unjust. I will send you to the underworld to learn art."
"You regret it, you shed tears, are you worthy of being a stupid, stupid dog?"
Netizen who eats melon: Why does it feel so good...?
"She can't be left a widow"
Jiang Nianzhi passed through the book and became the stepmother of the male protagonist Long Aotian in the book.
The male protagonist was adopted by his father. He is sixteen years old and has become a spirit in his rebellious stage.
System: "Be kind to Lu Xu and you will get lucky points. If you buy lottery tickets, you will win. Your investment will be doubled..."
Jiang Nianzhi:? I will let him feel what selfless maternal love is.
So——
When Lu Xu beats someone, she hands him a brick from behind;
Lu Xu skipped class, and she took him to play online games all night long;
When Lu Xu was racing, she called on her friends to help him out;
When Lu Xu drank, her white and red cheeks were all covered together;
Lu Xu fell in love early, and she stuffed a condom into his bag;
System: "..." That's really selfless.
At the beginning, Lu Xu: This woman is poisonous.
Later, a friend called him and asked him to go out to have fun.
Lu Xu: Hey, I'm making a facial mask for my mother. I'm dead.
Friend:? ? ?
The hero's father, Lu Zhibai, is an internationally renowned director.
When he finally got free to go home, he saw more than a dozen little fresh meats lining up at home.
Lu Xu: Take good care of her.
Jiang Nianzhi was reserved: This is not good.
Lu Xu: You can't remain a widow for him.
Lu Zhibai:?
When he found Lu Zhibai back, he faced him with a livid expression.
Lu Xu was confident: She could not be left a widow.
Lu Zhibai:...
I'm not dead yet!
Purpose: Live happily every day
Reader comments
I feel that the stewed cp is really delicious. I am looking forward to Taotao and Zhizhi.
I feel that the stewed cp is really delicious. I am looking forward to Taotao and Zhizhi.