[The numbers aren't good, so I'll finish the first part for now]
Being demoted to Lumen Town, a place so remote even birds won't shit there, is bad enough. How did mediating a dispute get me mixed up in a murder case?
I'm Tang Yu, the strongest king of Bianjia Village and its village chief, yet now I'm the fall guy at a murder scene. I can only hide from place to place and make a living performing the trick where someone smashes a stone on my chest?
Tang Yu: (twisting in frustration, flips the table) Who the hell wants this chest act? I'm quitting! I'm going to shake up the whole Northwest!
When the Twin Phoenix Halls return to the world, and a thousand-year-old sigh echoes through the Bianjia passageway... only then do I realize that this conspiracy has been written into my fate ever since I took the position of village chief.
[Bonus Scene]
Tang Yu: Who the hell wants this chest act? I'm quitting!
Boss Qiang: Those who quit die.
Tang Yu: ... (grips the stone slab tightly) Where are they performing? I'll carry the slab!
Note:
This is all about imagining the future. It's all made up.
Theme: As long as life goes on, keep striving to improve yourself.
God [scared] Two years ago, I worked hard to fill the hole
Come on!!! If I get a little fatter, Wenhuang will really be in pain
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