Don't Touch My Deskmate

[Please pre-accept the column "Don't Act with Me" from the archived article] On the first day Jiang Xu returned to his hometown, his cousin who was about to go abroad came to him with tears and snot in her nose and asked him to take good care of her boyfriend and not let her boyfriend be bullied. It is said that her male idol, Lu Zhuo, is 1.8Cm tall, ranks first in grade, and has a handsome face that makes him look like the male protagonist of a campus novel. However, he is actually a poor boy who was once ostracized by gangs because of his poor family and withdrawn personality. Jiang Xu couldn't stop his cousin from crying like a wolf, so he reluctantly asked to become Lu Zhuo's deskmate. And under the supervision of my cousin, I reported perfunctorily every day: I bought him breakfast today, he is so annoying, I gave him medicine today, he is so annoying, I helped him fight today, he is so annoying, I went home with him today, his house had a power outage, and he was afraid of the dark, so I slept with him, he was so annoying. My cousin watched her brother make such a huge sacrifice in order to fulfill his promise to her, even though he was so reluctant in his heart. He was so moved that he returned home overnight. Then she saw her brother, who was usually too lazy to get out of bed, at the back door of Nanwu Shimi. He aggressively dragged the tall and long-legged Lu Zhuo behind him, and then kicked a burly man away: "I never said that! Don't touch my deskmate! He belongs to me!" And Lu Zhuo, who has always been withdrawn and cold-blooded and doesn't talk much, just nodded in agreement: "Well, I am his person." The cousin who was forced to become a CP fan from Wei fans: "...?" Is there such a good thing in the world? · Lu Zhuo once met a person when he was in junior high school, and he kept it in his heart for four years, but he never saw him again since then. Lu Zhuo thought that such a young master who was loved by everyone was like the sun in the sky and would never have anything to do with him again. Until one day Little Yang came back, stood lazily in front of his desk, hooked up his schoolbag strap and asked: "Well, I think you are quite handsome, so how about being my deskmate?" Lu Zhuo, who had never had any classmates during his four years in middle school, only glanced at him lightly, lowered his eyelashes and said, "It's up to you." But no one knew that there was a message lying quietly on the mobile phone that he had just put away on the table, saying: [Thanks] Recipient - his cousin So all the rain and sunshine you are waiting for are just the clouds that I have spent my whole life clearing for you. A young master with a soft mouth and a soft heart who likes to talk is attacked by an X man who speaks cruelly and is a cunning, affectionate and cool man. ——[Please pre-accept the column "Don't Act with Me" from the archived article]—— As the most popular newcomer in costume in recent years, Yu Shu is praised by fans as the number one Bai Yueguang in domestic entertainment costumes because of her charming features, world-weary temperament, white skin and thin waist, and frail and beautiful appearance. And Zhou Huaixu is the father of eight children in countless videos. He is cold and sharp, has an ascetic temperament, is rich and handsome, tall and broad-shouldered, and has "cold can be beaten but hard to mess with" written all over his body. The two have always disliked each other for no other reason than that they were both homophobic and had been flirted with. Zhou Huaixu even said coldly and cruelly to Yu Shu: "Even if I am single for the rest of my life, I will never have any unclear relationship with a man." Then that afternoon, he was seriously injured and fell into a coma in order to protect Yu Shu. When he woke up again, his first words were affectionate: "My beloved concubine, I have missed her for more than a thousand years. Why don't you sleep with her tonight." Yu·Ai Fei·Shu: "..." Dial 110 indifferently. · After various investigations, it was proved that Zhou Huaixu was indeed mentally ill. Out of humanitarian spirit, Yu Shu had to take Zhou Huaixu home first. When Yu Shu takes a bath, Zhou Huaixu wants to come with him. When Yu Shu was sleeping, Zhou Huaixu wanted to be with him. Yu Shu took stomach medicine, and Zhou Huaixu wanted to accompany him. Yu Shu finally couldn't bear it any longer: "Zhou Huaixu, my retching is due to gastritis, not pregnancy!" Then that night, Zhou Huaixu posted a photo of a turtle on Weibo: [The whole world celebrates the birth of the prince, @, the father of the child, thank you for your hard work] Yu Shu:) He didn't know whether the whole network was bombed or not, but he was bombed anyway. But facing his savior, Yu Shu could only choose to be patient. If they want to take a bath together, they will take a bath together. If they want to sleep together, they will sleep together. If they want to have a baby together, he will pretend to have one. Until one day, he came home early and saw Zhou Tyrant, who he was supposed to miss so much, playing with his turtle son and lazily saying to the other end of the phone: "Don't worry, I'm fine. I was all acting to chase Yu Shu." Yu Shu finally showed a relieved smile. The remnants of feudalism will all die to me. [Beautiful, frail, and mouth full of poison, world-weary Shou Intention: Even if you are in the mud, you must look up to the sun