Jingxuan was the youngest and most beautiful little emperor in the history of the Great Banquet Dynasty. His biological father died early, leaving only an uncle with a different surname who was eight years older than him to supervise and serve as regent.
The emperor's uncle, Gu Fang, was a man of extraordinary talent and beauty, a man of literary and military skills, and powerful in both the government and the public, but he had no wife or concubines. Everyone said that he was pure-hearted and had few desires, and only served the world.
However, Jingxuan had a dream. In the dream, the emperor's uncle would not only exercise power and dictatorship in the future, and seek to usurp the throne, but he would also be poisoned by him, wear women's clothes, and toss him in this way and that.
Jingxuan's dreams always come true.
So Jing Xuan gritted his teeth and swore that he would make Gu Fang completely inhumane, otherwise he would have no descendants and never marry a wife!
Then that night, the love poison broke out in his face in front of Gu Fang, and he became delicate and soft, with unsatisfied desires.
Jingxuan: "..."
Grass!
But as a strong-willed emperor, Jing Xuan was determined. Even if Gu Fang was his only antidote, even if they had to go on happy things together every month, even if he would suffer the pain of being eaten away by thousands of insects if he were hundreds of miles away from Gu Fang, he would never let Gu Fang touch a hair of his!
Gu Fang could only coax in a low voice: "Your Majesty asks me to serve you once, and I will return a tiger talisman. Your Majesty asks me to serve you twice, and I will return two seals. Your Majesty asks me to serve you three times, and I will no longer care about your three meals a day."
The little emperor who has nothing but beauty: "..."
He could bear to die for his country!
However, when he was served by Gu Fang again and again, sacrificed his life for the country again and again, and Gu Fang was still controlling everything about him, Jingxuan finally couldn't bear it anymore and exploded on the bedside: "Gu Fang, you don't marry or have children all day long, so you know that you are committing an offense and humiliating me. You are obviously a traitor and a traitor, coveting the throne!"
But the emperor's uncle, who has always been a gentleman and a noble person, just leaned on the bed lazily, playing with the emperor's hair, and said slowly: "When did I say that I covet the throne? It's just that I covet the emperor, so I want to ask the emperor to be a queen."
The Emperor, who has always thought that he was selling his beauty for the country: "...?"
What about my promised uncle who is pure in heart, possesses all the power in the government and the public, and only wants to seek the throne? !
[The irascible and beautiful emperor who pretends to be a dandy is attacked by the coquettish and doggy uncle X who pretends to be a gentleman. He is young, silly and sweet, and his father is a sweetheart. He is well-educated and extremely loving]
——[Please pre-accept the column article "Don't Act with Me"]——
As the most popular newcomer in costume in recent years, Yu Shu is praised by fans as the number one Bai Yueguang in domestic entertainment costumes because of her charming features, world-weary temperament, white skin and thin waist, and frail and beautiful appearance.
And Zhou Huaixu is the father of eight children in countless videos.
He is cold and sharp, has an ascetic temperament, is rich and handsome, tall and broad-shouldered, and has "cold can be beaten but hard to mess with" written all over his body.
The two have always disliked each other for no other reason than that they were both homophobic and had been flirted with.
Zhou Huaixu even said coldly and cruelly to Yu Shu: "Even if I am single for the rest of my life, I will never have any unclear relationship with a man."
Then that afternoon, he was seriously injured and fell into a coma in order to protect Yu Shu. When he woke up again, his first words were affectionate: "My beloved concubine, I have missed her for more than a thousand years. Why don't you sleep with her tonight."
Yu·Ai Fei·Shu: "..."
Dial 110 indifferently.
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After various investigations, it was proved that Zhou Huaixu was indeed mentally ill. Out of humanitarian spirit, Yu Shu had to take Zhou Huaixu home first.
When Yu Shu takes a bath, Zhou Huaixu wants to come with him.
When Yu Shu was sleeping, Zhou Huaixu wanted to be with him.
Yu Shu took stomach medicine, and Zhou Huaixu wanted to accompany him.
Yu Shu finally couldn't bear it any longer: "Zhou Huaixu, my retching is due to gastritis, not pregnancy!"
Then that night, Zhou Huaixu posted a photo of a turtle on Weibo: [The whole world celebrates the birth of the prince, @, the father of the child, thank you for your hard work]
Yu Shu:)
He didn't know whether the whole network was bombed or not, but he was bombed anyway.
But facing his savior, Yu Shu could only choose to be patient.
If they want to take a bath together, they will take a bath together. If they want to sleep together, they will sleep together. If they want to have a baby together, he will pretend to have one.
Until one day, he came home early and saw Zhou Tyrant, who he was supposed to miss so much, playing with his turtle son and lazily saying to the other end of the phone: "Don't worry, I'm fine. I was all acting to chase Yu Shu."
Yu Shu finally showed a relieved smile.
The remnants of feudalism will all die to me.
[Beautiful, frail, and mouth full of poison, world-weary Shou
Let yourself go, pure sand sculpture, life is too hard, find some happiness
Purpose: To be a good emperor
