Bungo Stray Dogs + Bungo to Alchemist / The Clown Watch Party

I'm Nakahara Chuuya, an executive of the Port Mafia. I've seen all kinds of big scenes, right?

Well, I've never seen anything like this...

What? We're going to write a story?

What? Dazai Osamu is actually a cowardly idiot?

What? Akutagawa Ryunosuke is actually like that?

What? Dazai Osamu is Akutagawa Ryunosuke's biggest fan?

What? There are people who like that bastard Dazai Osamu?

What? It turns out the people who like Dazai Osamu actually like Dan Kazuo!

Wait a minute, who's Dan Kazuo? [Deep in thought]

"Shocking! Port Mafia Executive Nakahara Chuuya Keeps Asking Existential Questions!"

To find out what happens next, tune in to my "Yokohama Explains It All" for the full story.

1. The original author's real-life model is, to some extent, Dazai Osamu. The more I fleshed out the character and learned about Dazai Osamu, the more I felt that this person was Dazai Osamu himself. The character details are already written, so changing them now would be a hassle. I'll try to distinguish the original author from Dazai Osamu in some small details. If that bothers you, feel free to leave.

2. The original author's works are also, to some extent, works by Dazai Osamu. That part is true.

3. No pairings, no pairings.

Theme: Just for fun.