Demonic Cultivation: Where Are the Watchers? Come Watch the Show

What makes a young soul?

You and I, with hearts as pure as children’s, bravely chasing our dreams.

What is an unfulfilled longing?

Something you regret deep in your heart.

Hello, and welcome to Space 270018. I am System 5969.

Here, your young souls will have no more unfulfilled longings.

Jin Ling said, "Like I'd believe a word you say," and threw Fairy at it.

Wei Wuxian said, "That rotten old man is up to no good," then shouted as he hid behind Lan Zhan.

Lan Sizhui said, "None of my business," and sat down with Lan Jingyi to watch the show.

Everyone else said, "This is so damn annoying," and tossed a banana peel.

The System smiled and muted them.

What a delightful experience (not).

1. No pairings other than the canon couples. The story may lean a little toward Yi Zhui Yi and the Bad Friends, as well as all the original characters.

2. No excessive praise or bashing. No provoking people, and no going off topic.

3. The parental generation will make an appearance.

Theme: Just here for a good time.