The Villain-Tormentor Is Only Three and a Half

Upcoming in the author's collection: My Retirement Can't Possibly Be This Easygoing. Please add it to your reading list!~

Blurb:

Tao Zhenzhen was an orphan. When she was three, an elder of the Emei Sect rescued her and brought her back to Mount Emei.

The elder raised her with great care. "Zhenzhen, your fate is full of romantic entanglements. I'm afraid a great calamity awaits you someday. Listen carefully: nine out of ten men are bad, and the last one is a pervert. When you grow up, don't let a man trick you like your senior sister did. Remember! Especially handsome men. Don't believe a single word they say!"

Tao Zhenzhen followed her elder's teachings and never forgot them for a single day.

However...

When her handsome older brother approached, pointing to his poster and asking, "Zhenzhen, do you think this poster of me looks good?"

Tao Zhenzhen stared at the poster, silently repeating to herself, Elder said men are all pigs, men are all pigs...!

Then she looked up and met Tao Yi's face, radiant as a peach blossom. Tao Zhenzhen nodded despite herself. "Mm-hmm! Your poster is the best, Big Brother!"

*

Zhenzhen gradually got used to modern life, until one day a handsome young man from the neighboring villa blocked her path.

Even with his icy expression, he was exceptionally good-looking. He cornered Zhenzhen against a wall, clearly displeased.

"What do you mean? You can hang out with other guys, but the moment you see me, you call me a pervert?"

*

A timid little heroine from the Emei Sect x a scheming, sinister male lead with a dark heart

Important: The Emei Sect scenes in this story are entirely fictional. Some entertainment-industry details are also invented, with no real-life models.

A lighthearted, fluffy comedy. The plot serves the story, so don't take it as reality. Mwah~

One-on-one, both leads are each other's first

Upcoming story: My Retirement Can't Possibly Be This Easygoing

Blurb:

After completing 996 quick transmigration missions, Jiang Zhi finally got to enjoy a laid-back retirement.

Before leaving, the System told her: [This is the last time we'll meet. I've chosen a retirement world for you. You won't have to worry about anything there. Just get some good rest and lie flat like a lazy fish.]

It was exactly the life Jiang Zhi had always dreamed of.

The System continued: [Once you've decided, just press this button to teleport right away. When you arrive in your retirement world, you won't have to worry about anything. Just rest well...]

Without another word, Jiang Zhi hurriedly tapped the teleport button, moving so fast you'd think the System might change its mind.

As she lost consciousness, Jiang Zhi thought only of the wonderful life of leisure that awaited her.

She didn't hear the System's repeated error alarms during the teleportation.

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After Jiang Zhi arrived in her retirement world, she began her life of lying flat like a lazy fish.

The System had prepared a body for her that belonged to a bona fide rich kid, with eight figures in pocket money in the bank.

Lying on the beach and sunbathing, Jiang Zhi sighed. What a perfect body for a lazy fish like me!

But this body's reputation seemed less than stellar...

Nine out of ten people in her contacts had blocked her.

Her WeChat was full of accounts with names like Big Brother 12345.

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Jiang Zhi was a notorious gold-digging flirt in City A.

Taking advantage of her good looks and wealthy family, she liked to flirt with a string of handsome men, using coy, manipulative talk to draw them in.

But every time, the man she set her sights on would reject her.

The book was called The Handbook of Winning Over Male God, and Jiang Zhi was its top scheming female supporting character.

There were four men in the book. Each one was exceptionally handsome and perfectly built, good enough to debut in the entertainment industry.

They also had one thing in common: they were all experts at spotting fake sweetness.

Jiang Zhi's tricks were completely transparent to them.

What's more, the men all knew one another. They knew she was going after all of them, and they despised her for it.

They were all deeply annoyed by the original Jiang Zhi's constant pursuit.

But Jiang Zhi knew nothing about this, and thought the System had found her the perfect retirement world.

On the first day of retirement, Jiang Zhi took a photo of herself sunbathing on the beach and casually posted it to her social feed to share her retirement life.

When the book's number one male lead saw the photo, he sneered in disdain. "She's trying to seduce me again. It's been so long, and she hasn't even changed her tricks."

On the second day of retirement, Jiang Zhi cheerfully tidied her desk at home and posted a picture of the beautifully organized desk to her social feed: [Tidying up for fun, so happy~]

The book's number two male lead saw it and laughed scornfully.

Is she trying to prove to him that she's good at housework? She really hasn't changed.

It wasn't until one day that everyone realized Jiang Zhi had changed.

Jiang Zhi, who used to be vain and love being fawned over, now preferred to stay home alone, drinking tea and watching shows rather than going out.

She even completely ignored the men she'd once been interested in.

The male leads: ...This must be her new trick.

While everyone else was speculating, Jiang Zhi had already begun the second step of her retirement.

Step one: Lie flat.

Step two: Shopping.

Shopping like crazy.

Money is just dirt!

She cleared her shopping cart, paying for more than two hundred items with a single tap without batting an eye.

She casually invested in a few projects. To fulfill her dream of being the one in charge, she got to experience what it was like to be the boss with money.

While the male leads were bidding on an important project, Jiang Zhi arrived as the client.

She casually bought the important project they'd been fighting over for days.

Jiang Zhi put on a professional fake smile, like a considerate, people-loving leader. "I'm so sorry, everyone. Thanks for all your hard work."

The male leads from the original book: ???

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After teleporting Jiang Zhi to the wrong world, the System kept trying to find a way to tell her what had happened.

At last, after searching through 1,000 mission worlds, the System found Jiang Zhi in one of the many small worlds she'd been sent to by mistake.

The System rushed to her side in a panic, already imagining how terribly she must have been bullied by the powerful people in this world.

Instead, it found Jiang Zhi lying on the beach, eating grapes that a powerful big shot peeled and fed to her one by one.

The System was speechless: "..."

Could it be that it was the one that had made a mistake?

[The heroine has no sexual experience, the male lead does, one-on-one]

Blurb written on September 25, 2022, screenshot saved

Theme: Growing together and understanding the true meaning of love