Tang Shanyue was a bottom-of-the-barrel nobody at the number-one immortal sect in the cultivation world.
As a menial disciple, she spent every day growing spiritual vegetables. She had to work whether the wind blew or the rain fell.
One day, she transmigrated to the modern world and became a high school student. Tang Shanyue jumped for joy
At last, she wouldn't have to grow vegetables!
But her parents had passed away, and she was left with nothing.
She could only open a small online shop to make a little money for living expenses, occasionally selling some "useless" vegetables.
Carrots: 500 yuan each, cure nearsightedness.
Cucumbers: 2,000 yuan per jin, beautifying.
Chives: 5,000 yuan a bunch, boosting virility (?)
The online shop took off, and every product was in short supply.
Top-tier stars rushed to endorse her products. The richest man waved a black card, asking only for a single tomato. The Academy of Sciences came to invite her to join their research team.
Everyone begged her to focus on growing vegetables...
Tang Shanyue raised the thick copy of "Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice" in her hands. She wasn't going to grow vegetables forever. She would change her fate through studying!
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Yan Ziyou, the head of the number-one immortal sect in the cultivation world and the foremost sword cultivator, was as cold as frost and moonlight, with a presence colder than his sword. He never expected that his companion in this new world would be an obscure little menial disciple.
A... dummy.
[A City Joint Exam Grade Rankings]
1st from the top: Yan Ziyou.
2nd from the bottom: Tang Shanyue.
Yan Ziyou only wanted to restore the sect to glory. But everything in the modern world cost money. Even though getting the top score was a breeze, he had no interest in tutoring a hopeless student. However...
Tang Shanyue: "Master, Master! I'll grow vegetables to earn money... to pay for tutoring. Please take me on!"
The tuition she offered was just too much.
Yan Ziyou (bearing the humiliation): "Like this... then like that... Got it?"
Tang Shanyue (nodding furiously): "Got it, got it!"
Next time the rankings came out
1st from the top: Yan Ziyou.
Last from the bottom: Tang Shanyue.
:)
She really did learn nothing.
#Record of a Cold Master Coming Around#
#The more he resents his disciple's stupidity now, the more painful his kneeling on the washboard will be later#
Poor, aloof top student master (male lead) * wealthy, goofy bottom-of-the-class disciple (female lead)
2020.9.25
Theme: Study hard and strive to improve.
