[Still working on the full manuscript. Note from 2025.11.26]
[A fun, stress-relieving comedy!]
Ning Ran was the top sword immortal in the cultivation world. She died after making a mistake while slaying a demon.
When she woke up, she discovered she'd actually transmigrated into a novel and become a villain destined for a terrible end.
Once she figured out the situation, Ning Ran pulled out a huge sword and...
used it as a pillow, then lay down peacefully.
A peaceful world without demons and monsters was simply too wonderful.
After spending hundreds of years diligently being a righteous big shot, all she wanted now was to become a carefree slacker and enjoy a happy retirement.
*
People in the entertainment industry noticed Ning Ran had been acting a little strange lately.
On a talent show, while everyone else fought to get screen time, she sat in a corner meditating with a perfectly serious expression.
While filming a scene for a xianxia drama, as the others stumbled through their lines, she had already memorized the scriptures backward and even supplied the screenwriter with reference materials.
Just as Ning Ran was inexplicably on the verge of becoming famous, her rival made a move and shoved her into a prank show notorious for its insanity and lack of limits. But then...
While everyone else screamed, she slurped spicy hot pot from a bowl, and accidentally sent her chopsticks flying into a prop, smashing it to pieces.
Ning Ran: ...I didn't do it. It wasn't me. Don't make me pay for it.
Everyone stared at the alloy steel shards on the floor, too mangled to recognize: ???
*
Her career took off, and she became the center of public attention.
Ning Ran appeared among the overseas delegation, and her fans rejoiced: From today on, our girl has an official job!
At the exchange session of the Tenth Blue Star Special Affairs Conference...
Ning Ran was ostensibly the representative cultivator for the Huaxia region, but in reality she was a highly paid show of force. She was secretly slacking off and scrolling on her phone when she saw a message and slapped three werewolves flying in fright.
No, no, no! Her perfect retirement life absolutely must not get contaminated by the stench of work!!!
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1. This is entirely fictional, a stress-relief story meant to make everyone laugh.
2. The male lead is her disciple from her previous life. The romance is a minor part; the focus is on Ranran's happy daily life~
3. The early chapters may not be a conventional entertainment-industry story. Later on, it's a happy hodgepodge.
2020.8.27
Theme: The world is big, but happiness matters most!
