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In her lifetime, Xiao Meng inherited a building.
But she was told that she couldn't make money from the living in this building. She could only rent it out to ghost tenants and earn virtuous merit. Those with abundant virtuous merit would have great luck in the human world.
Xiao Meng got it at once: The lottery jackpot, here I come!
At a major haunted scene, everyone was screaming and running for their lives. Only Xiao Meng pushed against the crowd, flyers in hand. "Hey, looking for a place? I've got a premium haunted house with north-facing rooms. Move in and we'll give you an ancestral tablet. The ghost wedding includes a banquet, and we'll even reserve your place in the reincarnation queue. Interested?"
*
Xiao Meng took in ghosts for free everywhere, stealing the business from all her competitors.
On the once-in-a-century Night of a Hundred Ghosts, every other landlord slacked off, leaving Xiao Meng alone on the front line, munching on sunflower seeds as she went to watch the chaos.
On the pedestrian street, hundreds of ghosts formed a long queue, slowly shuffling forward. Xiao Meng sat behind a desk at the end of the line, checking ghosts in, while the speaker on her desk played the festive song "The God of Wealth Is Here." She single-handedly dealt with the Night of a Hundred Ghosts without breaking a sweat.
Her fellow landlords asked respectfully, "Who exactly are you?!"
Xiao Meng left behind an unassuming silhouette, her work done without seeking recognition. "I'm just a building owner."
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On her path to getting rich in the underworld, Xiao Meng had a business rival: the five-star Yellow Springs Grand Hotel, Ghost+Dream+Hotel.
The rival's domineering CEO: "Be my manager and I'll get you a Porsche."
Xiao Meng scanned a bottle cap. "Haha, I won the limited-edition grand prize Lamborghini!"
The rival's domineering CEO: "Be my manager and I'll get you a villa."
Xiao Meng reposted a Weibo giveaway. "Haha, I won seventy years' residency in a heritage-class villa at the mansion!"
The domineering CEO cried himself unconscious in the bathroom, then opened a Q&A app: #What can I give someone I'm pursuing besides a car or a house?#
*
Xiao Meng: the most carefree landlord in the underworld, and the richest tycoon in the mortal world.
This novel is also known as I Got Rich Through Giveaways, The Silly Landlord Keeps Tricking Ghosts Into Moving In, and The Haunting Isn't Scary, It's a Joke
* Tough-guy, horror-atmosphere destroyer, silly bottom x delicate, easily moved to tears, domineering top
* The top is a background character for the first twelve chapters
* Same-sex marriage is legal
* A silly comedy. Unless something goes wrong, everyone is ridiculous. There are basically no horror elements.
Theme: Through the protagonist's perspective, discover the deeply moving bonds of humanity behind every minor character
I suddenly felt so good. Is this what Director Qi said about protecting him from childhood?
Did they just acquiesce without worrying about the upper and lower issues at all?,,, Hehe
After reading it, I only had one feeling: I am disgusted with the Qi family. I know my focus is biased, but I can't help it. The Qi family originally asked for an extremely beautiful daughter-in-law, but they were illegally imprisoned and driven crazy just because they wanted to get involved in the entertainment industry. Such an old-fashioned family ended up with only One of the grandsons has nothing to do with a man. What a shameless family that bullies the weak and fears the strong. Also, Gong felt that the pressure on his heart was finally gone when he saw his mother's soul was shattered. But have you forgotten that the person who caused your psychological shadow is your grandfather who is an official in the underworld? If he had not illegally detained your mother, your mother might have neglected you because of her career, she might have gotten divorced and never seen you again, and she might not have been a competent mother, but she would not have turned into a ghost and haunted you, causing you an indelible psychological shadow! Your brother won't die either! At least it wasn't so small that it died in the hands of its own mother!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Wow wow wow wow wow, super sweet
God, this is so well written! Why is there no fire?
It looks so good, it looks so good, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want to watch the extras
Is there no extra episode? So Zhongxu is just a cutscene, right? Who did I think it was?
Wow wow wow, this is a really great article! So sweet, so sweet! I'm really, really warmed up.