The Right Way to Communicate with Underworld Creatures

Do corporate drones have troubles? Yes, plenty. So people say, "Good morning, worker bees." But wages don't go up, hours get longer, and life is still miserable. Do ghost hunters who look carefree have troubles? Yes. Their troubles are no fewer than those of corporate drones. So they have an app: Good Morning, Ghost Hunters. But ghosts run rampant, there's never enough staff, and life is still miserable. Yun Zhen is a top-tier spiritual cultivator, one of the best ghost hunters around, and he has more than his share of troubles. A mountain of ghost-hunting assignments, and the Ghost Hunter app, which does nothing but spout nonsense. An unknown book of unclear origins drives him to take on one unrelated task after another. He puts on women's clothes to complete a mission, only for people to think he has a cross-dressing fetish and even mistake his sexual orientation. And then there's... That disciple who looks only a few years younger than him. The disciple followed him from another world and knows nothing about the modern world. He's stubborn and blunt, a real old-fashioned blockhead. He knows next to nothing and relies on BabyBus to learn common sense, yet he likes to show off his impressive strength, sword in hand. He never says much, but every time, he insists on standing in front of Yun Zhen. Yun Zhen worries himself sick over his disciple and, drawing on his own experience, writes the following works: "How to Stop Your Idiot Disciple from Getting Himself Killed While Showing Off" "How to Make Your Idiot Disciple Stop Believing the Nonsense Peddled by Clickbait Accounts" "How to Help Your Idiot Disciple Realize His Master Has a Crush on Him" Bonus Scene: "Where's the Coke?" After a long day of work, Yun Zhen gets home and opens the fridge, hoping to find the happiness water he bought a few days ago. He stares at the empty fridge, dumbfounded. "Did you drink it?" Yun Zhen looks at the prime suspect. Shi Wang shakes his head. Before Yun Zhen can breathe a sigh of relief, he sees the other man send him a link to a clickbait post. "Shocking! Coke cleans toilets better than toilet cleaner! Here's what's really in it..." "Coke is unhealthy, so I threw it all away..." Shi Wang says quietly, sounding regretful, because he really likes soda too. Especially when it's ice-cold. But as a sword cultivator, giving up worldly desires and appetites is only natural. He's been used to it for a long time. Yun Zhen: "..." Seriously, do you want to try believing those clickbait accounts again? Old-fashioned, honest-to-goodness rock of an aggressive top x irreverent cross-dressing bottom Some stories are inspired by ancient tales of the strange. There is a side CP, and the writing isn't very good, so please don't flame me if it's not to your taste. Theme: The unknown can often be explained through science.