Stay Away from Me, Bandage-Wearing Junior

[Blurb]

After graduating from the law department at the University of Tokyo, Iruma Yuri hit one dead end after another and never amounted to much. Thanks to an introduction from an old friend of her mentor, a bald middle-aged man, she finally became a rookie detective at a certain Yokohama detective agency.

At first, Iruma Yuri's work efficiency was pretty normal.

Cases were wrapped up on time, her public approval rating was S+, and her monthly salary and bonuses were generous.

Iruma Yuri did the math: At this rate, in less than two years, she'd have enough savings to buy a luxury villa and become a little rich woman!

But people have a way of getting overconfident and biting off more than they can chew.

When she volunteered to take on the new guy who claimed to have an IQ of 18,000, she discovered that her workload had started piling up, her public approval rating was plummeting, and there was a gaping hole in her wallet!

And the idiotic rookie responsible for it all called her first thing in the morning on a lovely weekend:

"Hey, Iruma-senpai, can you come help me? I'm... stuck in an oil drum."

...You should've just stayed stuck in there, you freaking idiot!!!

- Reading Guide -

1. Pairing: Dazai Osamu, one-on-one romance

2. Workplace romance

3. Many personal headcanons, OOC warning

4. Isn't the point of fanfiction just to have fun? This isn't meant to represent anyone, so don't take it personally

[Cover commissioned using a template, mhs@AKIHIRO]

(Screenshot taken on 9/22)

Theme: Justice may be late, but it will never be absent.