After Leaving the Industry, the Little Drama Queen Is Famous Again

My new novel, River God Mom Raises a Top-Tier Star in Showbiz, is now underway! Story Blurb Important: The female lead really does leave the entertainment industry. There are plenty of other ways to make money! The moment Si Changqing transmigrated, her unscrupulous agent was pressuring her to keep stirring up controversy and take the infamously popular route. Si Changqing: I'd rather die! She kicked open the door and strode away. So what if they blacklist her? She can become famous on her own! After all, she's descended from a deep-sea beauty dog demon and an octopus spirit. Her nose reaches up to the Ninth Heaven and down to the Underworld. She can smell anything, and dig three feet underground to find it. After being blacklisted, she plans to become the biggest name in the metaphysics livestreaming world! But someone calls her bluff on her very first day streaming. ★ Netizen: If you can help me find my ID card, I'll join your stream and wash my hair while standing on my head! Si Changqing smiles. Your ID photo is so ugly, it ran away from home. Go check your trash can. The netizen, after finding the ID card: "..." Si Changqing: Now I'm waiting for you to wash your hair upside down! That night, the topic "Attention-seeking weirdo and clout-chaser Si Changqing has someone washing their hair upside down in her livestream" shot to the top of the trending list. Netizens flocked to her livestream, and her viewership skyrocketed to thirty million. Fans: Hurry up and sell us something. I'd buy it even if it were toilet paper... Si Changqing, blacklisted by her company and pressured to leave the entertainment industry and retire: ?? Later, netizens noticed that Si Changqing, once buried under an endless pile of scandals, had changed. She didn't piggyback on popular stars or spread rumors to smear her rivals, yet she still became a sensation and broke into the mainstream. She could make tens of millions with an ordinary livestream sales pitch, and celebrities flocked to her, hoping just to show their faces in her stream. Si Changqing: You've got it wrong, haven't you? I'm a metaphysics streamer. Little Skits: ★ A popular young actress's pet chicken goes missing. None of the usual methods can find it, so she posts tearful videos on Weibo. Her desperate fans think of Si Changqing. Si Changqing: Weren't you pretty happy eating chicken last night? Here, I even dug up the bones for you. No need to thank me. The popular young actress and her fans: "..." ★ A scumbag top-tier male star jokes in front of the cameras that he regrets forgetting to buy his wife a gift. Si Changqing: Forgetting what? Isn't the gift hanging around the neck of your D-list girlfriend? The scumbag star and the D-list influencer: "..." The fallen starlet and scumbag, who had tumbled from their pedestals, hated her with a vengeance. But hardworking members of the industry treated her like an honored guest. Variety shows, advertisers, and film and television producers all came calling, and her haters followed close behind. She's making it all up! She's framing them! Not one word out of her mouth is true! Si Changqing: Thanks, but no thanks. The haters across the internet: Hmph, keep pretending! Not long afterward, the haters: Tsk, that stings! Later, when someone asked about their love life, Si Changqing didn't dare take over the Matchmaker's job. She just told them not to ask her. Male lead: Should I leave, then? Upcoming Novel Title: River God Mom Raises a Top-Tier Star in Showbiz Yu Zhen is a thousand-year-old river god. She has a heavy ring of keys, decorated with colorful fish-shaped pendants. "Which fish should I favor tonight? Which kid should I teach a lesson?" Yu Zhen twirls the keys, then walks through a wall and opens a room. The next day, the top trending topic reads: #Scandal-Plagued Variety Show Regular and Green Tea Starts Taking Her Career Seriously# The green tea cries, her face wet with tears. "My mom has already taught me a lesson. I was wrong before. Please give me another chance." Netizens are stunned. Aren't you an orphan? Where did this mom come from? Later... A young actor who retired because of depression suddenly reappears before the public. That day, the aloof actor beams with pride. "My mom made me fish head soup last night." A washed-up, sickly actress, kept like a pet by a powerful man, suddenly kicks her enemy to the curb and climbs back to the top of her family. At the moment she takes charge of the family, the delicate, alluring beauty speaks softly. "My mom said a woman has to have a career of her own, so I've come back to inherit the family fortune." There's also a popular young actress who disrespects her elders on a variety show one day, then holds an emergency press conference the next to kneel and apologize to an elderly person in public. She even donates her entire fee for her variety show debut to a nursing home. In front of the cameras, the actress sobs and apologizes profusely. "Waaah, my mom said I'm unfilial. I was really wrong..." A famous director looks utterly worn out. "I'm sorry. My mom said my movies are terrible. I'll work harder next time!" A boy band member who neglected his studies while struggling to reach the top: "Mom, I was wrong. I'm going back to work through the Wusan exam questions right now!" The netizens' jaws drop. "You... don't all have the same mom, do you?" #Let'sTalkAboutWho'sPullingTheStringsInShowbizAndTheWorldOfMoney# #Mom,AreYouLookingForADaughter-in-LawOrSon-in-Law?# #Mom,No,Wait,Wife,WouldYouLikeSomeoneToWarmYourBed?# #Terrifying,HowCanThereBeSuchAnAmazingMom,WhoseKidsAreAllTop-TierStars# Behind the scenes, Yu Zhen quietly puts away her keys and snorts. "They're all fish from my river. If any of them misbehaves, I'll knock on their doors in the middle of the night!" The entertainment industry shudders. "Mom, maybe you should take it easy at night..." Theme: Make a comeback from rock bottom, earn money with determination, and build a better life