My author-page series, The Cannon Fodder Was Born Defiant (Quick Transmigration), is now open!
Blurb:
· Warning! Warning! Warning!
· A dangerous person is approaching. All potential victims, evacuate as soon as possible! Evacuate immediately!
· After Guanhao, who was born defiant, was bound to the Cannon Fodder System, she learned that she would be sent to different small worlds to fulfill the cannon fodder characters' wishes. She immediately rubbed her hands together in excitement:
· Friends, want to meet a winner of honors such as “Defender of Justice,” “Wife Material of the Century,” and “Master of Empty Promises”?
System: “Cannon fodder should act like cannon fodder. Please make the same choice in each world from the following two options.”
“A: Die gloriously. B, ”
Guanhao: “B! BBBBB! I choose B!”
1: The second wife who defends justice
> No wife, the whole family panics. With a wife, the whole family bullies me. My husband beat me to death.
> Guanhao: Then I'll get a wife and bully the whole family.
2: The dead beloved's coffin lid won't stay shut
> After the beloved died, I was forced to become her substitute.
> Guanhao: Let go of that coffin lid and let me at it!
3: After getting tangled up with a man with a venereal disease
> After being reborn, the man with a venereal disease swore he'd find a wife who would never abandon him.
> Guanhao: I'm the unlucky wife?
This novel's blurb:
Qiao Meier transmigrated to the Northern Song dynasty with her “Infinite Chili Peppers” golden finger and inherited a small restaurant.
On opening day, the restaurant's uniquely fresh and spicy food attracted the emperor himself.
When she realized she'd arrived in an era full of famous historical figures, Qiao Meier started making all kinds of tempting dishes to win over her foodie idol, Su Dongpo.
She never expected the emperor to show up again instead of her idol!
Sour cabbage fish, saliva chicken, rabbit with young ginger, fish head with two kinds of chopped chili...
Every meal was fresh, fragrant, and spicy, leaving the emperor craving her food day after day and ordering takeout every day.
One night, Qiao Meier was summoned straight to the palace. The young doctor who lived next door stood nearby with a serious expression, surrounded by a circle of physicians.
Someone was already waiting there to accuse her: “You audacious commoner! How dare you poison the emperor!”
Qiao Meier: ????
Flustered, Qiao Meier said, “I wouldn't! I couldn't! I didn't!”
“Takeout deliveryman” Liang Huaiji spoke gently: “Madam Qiao, don't panic. The emperor has been... a little uncomfortable lately. Since all three of his daily meals come from you, do you know why?”
Qiao Meier: ...
I'm doomed. They don't have proctologists in ancient times!
[Blurb revised 2021/9/9]
Recommended pre-release on my author page: Breaking Up Couples in Mythological Tales [Crossover]
“Have you no shame?” After sending that message to her online boyfriend, Diaoman opened the door, kicked off her sky-high heels, and ordered takeout.
But something seemed off. The doorbell rang, she opened the door, and she...
Transmigrated!
If I have to transmigrate, could you at least let me be a person?
Just look at these identities:
① The old ox who helps the Cowherd steal the Weaver Girl's clothes;
② The green snake who goes with her sister to find a man;
③ The Jade Rabbit who pounds medicine for Chang'e every day;
④ The Seventh Fairy's loom;
Of course, she could put up with all that. But why had her online boyfriend's chat window also come along when she transmigrated?
That shameless guy had even given himself the name Erlang Shen!
Hey, shameless creep! You think you can just appropriate my Brother Erlang's name?!
Theme: Spread food culture
The Zhao family has some sibling love genes in their blood.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha one of the interesting things about the talented son Su's son in the future
Just... It ended quite suddenly... The Kangxi Green Tea book also felt the same way. I hope that the Mythical CP that I am chasing can bring the story to a happy ending.
Spread the flowers, it's great
It's over! Leave a mark!
It's great. The writing style is very natural, much better than many novices' writing.
As soon as Shishi appeared, I thought that if no one took care of her, she would become Li Shishi.
Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers Spread flowers
Ahhhhhh! In the middle of the night, I turned into a screaming chicken because of the sound of acho!
Hahahahahaha, Doctor Xu fainted from crying