The Prodigal Son of Light's World Tour

[This is best read in a web browser. In the app, all the paragraphs run together, making this story not funny at all. How infuriating.]

I’m a Child of the Light. You can call me Number Three.

The new season is here: the Voyage Season.

My goal is to find the Ancestors, trade for new hairstyles, and explore the maps.

But, but, looking across the new map, there are no candles or dark plants, only electric lights and ordinary plants...

But you can burn humans, which is confusing.

The most annoying thing about the new map is that it’s so hard to find a bench where you can place a candle. That means I have to spend seven candles just to make a new friend...

Don’t come near me aaaaaa, I only have a little over four hundred left. I can’t afford to waste them aaaaaa!!!!!!

Blah blah blah blah blah!!!!!!

1. If I don’t feel like exploring the maps, I’ll write a little instead. Just for fun.

2. A Child of the Light travels across different worlds (?)

3. Number One and Number Two’s child is called Number Three. Makes perfect sense. I’ll keep naming them this way from now on (Sky: Children of the Light nodding GIF).

4. Let’s visit Yokohama first. There should be plenty of candlelight in Yokohama (whispers). I’ll decide what to write after that.

5. First person, just practicing.

Theme: I’m warm and kind. Please be my friend.