The Tragic Novel's Heroine Runs a Martial Arts School

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Synopsis: Everyone at Ziying High School knows that Chu Yan is a delicate little flower, so frail she looks as if the slightest breeze could knock her over.

Until one day, someone sees the little flower carrying two buckets of water and chasing a gang of thugs to beat them up.

Competing in karate with the campus heartthrob in the restroom.

Passionately discussing math problems in the hallway with the top student in their grade, then beating that student in the next monthly exam and taking first place herself.

Everyone: "??? What happened to the delicate little flower?"

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Chu Yan, a wealthy heiress who grew up at the Shaolin Temple, is a master of eighteen martial arts.

By a twist of fate, she transmigrates into a melodramatic tragedy and is ordered by the System to become the heroine: a weak, pitiful, helpless little flower.

The System commands in a cold voice: [Host, please do your best to follow the original plot and play the role of a frail, pitiful, and kind-hearted tragic heroine. Otherwise, you will be erased!]

Chu Yan: ???

Are you telling me what to do?

The System issues an instruction: "You are a frail yet strong and brave girl. Even when your parents show favoritism, your younger sister frames you, and your boyfriend doesn't trust you, you remain optimistic and positive.

Now your younger sister, jealous of you, has 'accidentally' pushed you down the stairs.

What you need to do now is comfort the fake heiress, who is weeping in front of you, and reassure her by saying, 'It's okay. I know you didn't do it on purpose. Your big sister doesn't blame you.'

Make the vicious supporting character Chu Yao realize how noble your morals are."

Chu Yan: Sure!

So when the fake heiress comes sobbing up to her, wiping away nonexistent tears and pretending to cry, she says, "I-I'm sorry, Sister. I didn't mean to. You're so kind, you won't blame me, will you?"

"Of course." Chu Yan reaches out with a benevolent smile and recites the System's line. "Of course I won't blame you..."

Then she slaps the vicious supporting character in front of her to the ground.

Chu Yan smiles grimly. "I'll just hit you."

System: ???

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Scene Two

"The male lead's first love has returned.

She is gravely injured and needs a matching bone marrow donor.

As luck would have it, you are the best match. The male lead begs you to donate your bone marrow to his first love and promises to marry you if you agree.

You're a kind and helpful little-flower heroine. How could you refuse such a small favor?

But his first love doesn't just need bone marrow. She also needs a kidney.

On the operating table, you gaze sorrowfully at the scalpel gleaming with a chilling white light.

You close your eyes and silently repeat the male lead's name, hoping he'll come to your rescue.

When you learn that the male lead arranged all of this, you confront him, but all you get is a cold reply:

'You're only losing a kidney, but his first love would lose her entire life!'

A tear slowly rolls down your cheek. You are consumed by grief."

Chu Yan receives the mission: You got it!

On the operating table, Chu Yan leaps up and kicks the delicate little scalpel away.

Then, to the astonishment of the two doctors, she takes them both down with a single hand.

She charges off the operating table, rushes downstairs to the front desk, and dials a number.

A tear slowly rolls down her cheek. "Hello, officer? I'd like to report someone here for illegally selling human organs!"

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Chu Yan thought she'd be fighting this battle alone.

Who could have guessed that her billionaire father, wealthy mother, and top-tier star brother would also transmigrate into the book one after another...

#I Use Martial Arts to Teach the Male Lead and Villains a Lesson#

#The Shaolin Heroine Fears Nothing!#

(Note: The male lead is not the original male lead.)

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Synopsis: Wen Zhi is a film critic.

Her sharp, original, and unconventional reviews made her famous throughout the film industry.

Her reviews were vicious, but they hit the mark every time.

Eventually, many famous directors even treated her as an honored guest.

Then she unexpectedly transmigrated into a cannon-fodder supporting character in a Mary Sue novel.

The day she entered the book happened to be the Golden X Awards ceremony, where she and the heroine had both been nominated.

The host was presenting the award that should have gone to Wen Zhi to the delicate heroine, whose acting was mediocre but who had the male lead backing her.

Just as the heroine excitedly prepared to take out the speech she'd written in advance, Wen Zhi took the microphone. "Wait a minute. I'd like to ask: in this film, during the first scene where the main characters clash, at the thirty-minute-twenty-second mark, what was your character's inner monologue?

And how did you understand the role?"

The heroine's face went pale.

Wen Zhi: "No way, no way. How did you win this award if you don't even understand what's going on inside your character?"

The whole room erupted.

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On a lifestyle variety show, the delicate heroine returns from the vegetable patch, wipes her completely clean forehead, and rubs her back. "I just finished planting half an acre. I'm exhausted..."

Wen Zhi nods. "It must have been exhausting. You had more than twenty people helping, and still only managed to work for three hours. You must've had a great time, right?"

The heroine is speechless. "..."

That night, the variety show's faked scenes start trending.

Online commenters marvel at how bold Wen Zhi is!

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During a livestream, an unscrupulous business asks Wen Zhi to promote a product.

Merchant: "This product absolutely contains no preservatives at all. It's one hundred percent natural and harmless!"

Wen Zhi agrees. "That's right. This product contains a huge amount of preservatives. It's one hundred percent harmful and not at all natural. Also..." She lists a long string of items. "These products, XX and XX, too. Don't buy them!"

The merchant: Dead.

Online commenters: "..."

Everyone frantically takes notes.

By the way... Wen Zhi, are you taking students?!

Theme: A family has nothing to fear when they are together!