A Straight Man Is Forced to Become Everyone’s Favorite in a Danmei World [Quick Transmigration]

[Updated daily. If there’s no update, I’ll post a leave notice. Updates go up at 11 p.m. If nothing’s posted by then and there’s no leave notice, the chapter will still come, no matter how late.]

Jiang Peng is a miserable cross-dressing straight man who’s never had a normal relationship, thanks to his unusual constitution that attracts gay men.

That is, until he spent a fortune to snap up a premium romance-assistance System.

Built on a vast library of novels, the System lets users choose from various modes, settings, romance styles, and more.

Jiang Peng has a hard time making decisions, so he randomizes everything.

-Romance World One: The Man’s Wife-

The young master of the wealthy Jiang family in Haishi was discovered not to be their biological child. He left with his birth parents, and for three years there was no word from him. Then one day, the Jiang family received the latest news about him: he had married a man.

From the moment Jiang Peng became conscious, he was the wife of a mountain man named Chen Huaisheng. His memories told him that he hadn’t married the man willingly, so he had to escape.

The first escape attempt came when Chen Huaisheng’s sister-in-law had a difficult labor and was taken to the town hospital. Jiang Peng ran to a little shop to call the Jiang family, but before he could get through, the man’s younger brother snatched the phone away. Jiang Peng threw a tantrum, and they forcibly took him home, treating him like a wife having an episode.

The man’s younger brother said, “Poor thing,” then asked, “Want to marry someone else?”

Jiang Peng: ?

The second time, he cut off the hair he’d been deliberately growing out, put on normal men’s clothes, and slipped onto a bus just about to leave. But Chen Huaisheng caught up with a group of people and dragged him off. The person helping Chen Huaisheng had quite a bit of influence around here.

After two months together, that person said, “Why don’t you marry someone else?”

Jiang Peng: ? (I’m telling you, there’s something seriously wrong with the graves of your ancestors around here.)

“I’m a Man, Why Do They Keep Asking If I Want to Marry Someone Else?” “Is This a Romance System or an Escape System?”

-Romance World Two: The Female Student-

The young son of a wealthy family in Jiangnan had a close childhood friend who came from the capital. She was as demure as a maiden at rest and as lively as a hare in motion. The two grew up together and were deeply attached.

One day, after they’d grown up, Jiang Peng received a letter from his childhood friend. She wrote that she planned to use her elder brother’s name and disguise herself as a man to study at an academy.

With the academy full of hungry wolves, Jiang Peng was terribly worried. He packed his bags, determined to protect his childhood friend’s good name.

Then a woman’s garment suddenly appeared at the academy.

Classmate 1: “That waist size looks like Jiang Peng’s.”

Classmate 2: “I knew he was a woman. He has pierced ears.”

Classmate 3: …

Classmate 3, head down as he writes a letter home: “Go to the Jiang family in Lin’an to arrange a marriage proposal at once. Urgent, urgent, urgent!”

To protect his childhood friend, Jiang Peng tearfully admitted that he was a woman and withdrew from the academy.

Jiang Peng, who really did receive betrothal gifts from the imperial capital: ?

“How the Hell Does This Count as Romance?” “Love Grows with ‘Daily’ Contact” “Who Exactly Is Surrounded by Hungry Wolves?”

[Highlights]

① An unconventional Quick Transmigration story

② A straight male protagonist adored by everyone, surrounded by devoted admirers, with a no-holds-barred love triangle and forced romance

③ The characters’ values do not equal the author’s values

-Same-genre upcoming story: I’m Supposed to Get Face-Slapped [Quick Transmigration], please add it to your reading list-

A sick mom, a gambling dad, a little brother, and a broken him

Wen Xingguang: “I’m the villain!”

Wen Xingguang’s task is to play the burden in each protagonist’s life before they make it big, ensuring every protagonist has a complete, broken childhood. In the end, he must weep bitterly and kneel before the protagonist to repent.

He’s scum. He’s trash.

And yet, the gazes fixed on him are always full of unmistakable longing.

Forcing him to accept their love: how is that not punishment?

-World One: The Bastard Gambling Older Brother-

Wen Xingguang is a gambler, impulsive, and a liar, with more flaws than anyone could count. To borrow money, he even tries to sell his slender, soft, delicate younger brother to a creditor.

The man gives an amused laugh and asks, “Pretty? Prettier than you?”

…

Wen Xiguang knows that whenever his older brother sits down at the gambling table, he comes back with people having felt him up until his clothes are in disarray, yet he remains oblivious.

But that night, in the open collar of his brother’s shirt, he spots unfamiliar hickeys. Looking closer, he sees that even his brother’s lips are swollen from being kissed.

-World Two: The Cowardly, Honest Dad-

Wen Xingguang is the gentle, family-oriented, honest man everyone talks about. In reality, he’s useless and impotent, pitifully raising a child his wife had with someone else.

When the child is bullied at school, all he can say is, “Just put up with it,” “They’ll stop once they get bored,” and “You have to be strong.”

Later, he runs into the same kind of lawless boys, who have money and power behind them. Unable to stand the bullying any longer, he cries and begs his now-successful adopted son for help.

His adopted son crouches down and lifts his chin, looking into his tearful, enticing eyes. “Dad, just put up with it. Once they get bored, you can rest.”

…

Wen Xingguang: “This isn’t how it’s supposed to go.”

System: “What’s wrong with it? Did you cry? Did you kneel? Did you repent? If you did all that, then it’s right!”

Theme: When there’s no way back, you can find a way forward. When you don’t give up, there’s a future.