I Survive the Torture Novel Full of Golden Fingers by Being a Goofball

[Currently updating the silly comedy novel Max-Level Second Female Lead, She Just Wants to Slack Off. Please add it to your reading list!] [This is a silly comedy. If you prefer an old-fashioned, elegant style, this may not be for you.] Blurb: One day, after transmigrating into a book, Yan Sisi became the pure-hearted heroine of an old-fashioned tragic romance. Thinking about the next seven or eight hundred chapters of physical and emotional torment, Yan Sisi just wanted to stay away from the plot and live quietly like a lazy fish. Then one day, she suddenly realized that everyone around her had transmigrated into the story to rise up against her. The villainous second female lead, the lovesick second male lead, the sweet and naive third female lead, even a minor character who had indirectly been killed by the original host... They all had golden fingers and were here to defy fate and change their lives. Even the male lead, Lin Tang, knew the plot in advance and saw through the original host's fake sweetness. He not only despised Yan Sisi, but vowed to divorce her as soon as possible. Yan Sisi tilted her head. Great. She could keep being a lazy fish. But when did it start... that Lin Tang would hurry into her room and call her "dear" as soon as he got back? Wasn't he supposed to divorce her as soon as possible? Yan Sisi wanted to get out of there already! And why did all those golden fingers keep running into her shabby little courtyard? Yan Sisi never imagined that, thanks to her silly nature, every attempt at a comeback would send the plot completely off the rails... Silly Little Scenes: [In the original novel] The male lead punishes the heroine by making her wash his clothes. When he sees her red fingers, he feels a pang of concern. [Now] Male lead: Hah, don't pretend. You can't even wash one piece of clothing properly, and you expect me to feel sorry for you? Yan Sisi: No, I was just telling you your clothes are bleeding dye. The quality really is terrible. [In the original novel] The second female lead gets inexplicably stupid and insists on accusing the heroine of spilling hot tea. [Now] Second female lead (sneering): Be careful, Sister. Don't spill this tea. Yan Sisi: Actually, this is iced sour plum drink. Here, don't say your big sister doesn't look after you. On a hot summer day, we need something cold. Note: This is pure silly comedy, with a deliberately goofy style and an everyday-life focus. Please add this silly comedy to your reading list! Max-Level Second Female Lead, She Just Wants to Slack Off After transmigrating, Wen Ying became the villainous second female lead in a cultivation novel and got a System to help her turn her life around. Wen Ying, a fan of a certain green-themed website: (rolls up her sleeves) "I know how to do this. Let's get to work!" System: "This mission is difficult. If you fail, you will start over from the beginning, but you can carry over your cultivation and other skill points from your previous life." Being able to reload and carry things over sounded wonderful, didn't it? But later, Wen Ying couldn't smile anymore. She had started over more than ten times, and failed every time. Each time, just when she was close, she got caught in the crossfire and was killed by the villain after he got back on his feet. Worse still, because of a System bug, every restart added another world. And in every world, she was the second female lead. In a true heiress story, she's the fake heiress. In a fake heiress story, she's the true heiress. In a substitute story, she's the white moonlight. In a white moonlight story, she's the substitute. Wen Ying: "I'm done! I quit! I'll slack off all I want!" So... When people tell her to throw the male lead out of the sect: Wen Ying: Throw him out, throw him out. Whatever you say. When people frame her for deliberately harming the heroine: Wen Ying: Yes, yes, that's right. It was me. All me. When people deliberately send her male companions to ruin her reputation: Wen Ying: Yes, yes, I'll take them all. But later... Male lead: "Senior Sister, you knew the sect was going to harm me all along, didn't you?" Heroine: "Thank you, Senior Sister, for deliberately injuring me so I wouldn't be used by the sect leader. Only someone with your level of cultivation could have found a way out. You went to so much trouble for me." Wen Ying: ??? Even more absurdly, the villain who had killed her every time came over, pitifully tugged at her clothes, and looked up at her with tearful eyes. "Yingying, you don't want me as your male companion anymore?" Wen Ying: ?????!!! Theme: The world is beautiful. There's no need to get so worked up. No matter what difficulties you face, keep a cheerful and positive heart!